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This will never be my reality.
gingerX@Ginger_xe
The exhaustion of being a mom and a wife🥲🤧 it's two different responsibilities
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@yogabyaduke
There’s no award for suffering . Wellness.
Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Kasım 2021
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Don't ever buy gold. Buy land.
If you want to sell your land, it will take weeks or months. Within that period, you might get back on your feet with your land still intact. But gold? 🤣 If you’re broke at 12pm, by 12:02pm your gold is gone.
F E E Z@Feeztm
• No buy keke maruwa or bike say make them dey deliver. • leave land, buy Gold. • Don’t start betting cos one guy posted his winnings. • Don’t go into nightlife because it looks fun on Snapchat. • Don’t invest in upcoming artist without paperwork. (Biggest mistake).
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For the last week, Nigerian men have been insinuating female private chefs are prostitutes
In the actual news report on this case, the private chef is named John Govi - A MAN -yet a woman’s picture is used here to brainwash and prejudice the audience against female private chefs
Trending Explained@TrendingEx
Just In: Police arrests Abuja private chef who drugged client and stole jewelries worth over ₦150 million, with an iPhone 17 pro max.
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Some days yes, some days no.. but I’ve never ONCE said.. you know what would make me happy??? A KID!! Not one single time.. 🤷🏾♂️
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk
People with no kids… be honest, are y’all actually happy?
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Depends on what you’re taking
ً@omgsidewalks
WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP TAKING IT ??
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Don't wear ordinary wrapper to work just because it is a work-from-home day. The day will pass but the perception will remain.
Boluwatife@TEEPHTREND
Start a problematic discourse.
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may the dead rest in peace. and like i said the other day, as a society we need to have a conversation about how we raise boys, cos every week there's a news report about male perpetuated violence and it's even no longer adult men
RAD. Abu Bakr@Northorious
Billonaire businessman Chief Godwin Chinedu Adimike was reportedly murdered at his Number 3 Hassan Adamu street, Guzape Abuja by his 21 year old son, who is currently a service NYSC member, on Friday May 15 2026. He was stabbed multiple times by his son after a heated argument. His son confronted him of being stingy with money, citing how some of his friends' fathers, who were not as wealthy, buy cars for their children. The deceased on the other day, accused his son of being extravagant and mismanaging funds. Following the argument, his son stabbed him thrice, and he died at the spot. It was reported that on this fate ful day, his son had returned from club with two ladies on. And he killed his father in their presence. He's currently in police custody.
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A woman entered a bus carrying a big birthday cake very carefully like it was a newborn baby.
Everybody in the bus was helping her protect the cake from shaking.
Even the conductor became unusually responsible.
Halfway through the journey, the driver suddenly hit a pothole.
The cake flew slightly.
The whole bus shouted together:
“AHHH!”
Complete strangers were holding the cake, holding the woman, holding themselves emotionally.
When she finally checked the cake and saw it was still standing, the entire bus celebrated like Nigeria had won the World Cup.
Honestly, for five minutes, that cake united more people than most group projects.
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“Marry your best friend” is one of the most romanticized things the internet ever sold people 😭. Married your best friend but you're putting divorce lawyer on speed dial after few months 😂.
Friendship is important in marriage, yes; but your wife is not just your buddy. Your best friend might let things slide, laugh things off, or tolerate your nonsense for peace. Your wife won’t. She will challenge you, hold you accountable, demand growth, emotional presence, consistency, and intentional love.
That’s because marriage is deeper than friendship. It’s responsibility, partnership, sacrifice, and commitment.
The moment you reduce your wife to “my guy” energy, she can start feeling emotionally neglected while still being physically present in the marriage.
Your wife isn’t your homeboy with benefits. Love her deeply, but respect the role differently too.
Don Jay of Arsenal@Donjaytrix001
Marrying your best friend only sounds cute on paper In real life??? You will shed hot tears Your wife is not your friend oooo
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Even magic won’t do anything
Muna@Munalozy
Once your matter comot water for my eye, you go need peform magic to prove your worth to me again. ☹
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Don’t disrespect him
𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙@mirexmoses
In your opinion, Who is smarter ? Coltrane Wilder Or Ghost
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@iHateYou4r Please make his backstory that he was a hungry street kid who got access to food when burial happened in the area which made him start associating death with food.
Thanks 💜
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After the premiere of The Trade, I got chatting with producers. I asked them why they didn’t just let Eric get away? He was the perfect villain. You’re rooting for him.
Guess what they replied? Nigeria and Nigerian board restrictions.
Another time, I was cast for a movie that ended being cancelled because the NPF refused to approve how the script portrayed them. It was either they shot it without NPF which was the soul of the plot (ie use any other uniform that doesn’t suggest the NPF, what’ll be the point?), or not shoot at all. They canceled.
The Nigerian creative industry is not just restricted by “obvious” factors… there’re things that go on behind the scenes that greatly stifle ideation.
In the movie Top Gun, the US Navy provided them access to the Ranger aircraft carriers, fighter jets, and ACTIVE-DUTY military pilots to perform the aerial stunts.
In Transformers, the production received massive logistical support. They provided them with helicopters, Raptors, and actual military bases to use as filming locations.
In Ironman, Marvel Studios was granted access an air force base and actual military aircraft to film the scenes where Tony Stark's experimental suit clashes with the US Air Force.
To mention but a few.
But in Nigeria, if you wear Camo as a civilian, you’ll witness wonders.
The state of this nation affects EVERYTHING. It ruins things in ways you can’t begin to imagine until you have skin in it.
You go outside to shoot, you have to deal with street louts. You have a script that touches major sectors, and you’ll have to seek approvals upon approvals, or risk your movie been banned after release.
If this series even remotely refers to a particular national body, and the plot becomes too real, it’ll only take one person who feels attacked to can it.
These people are not stupid. They’re also navigating Nigeria like everyone else.
Let’s be kinder with our criticism.
Netflix Nigeria@NetflixNaija
Kemi is still not the one to play with! Blood Sisters Season 2, on Netflix 5th June.
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Let me tell you how it happened. Nigeria’s ginger export hit zero from N26 billion within 3 years.
The official story blames fungal blight.
But here is what actually happened. When Nigerian farmers lost their indigenous seed supply, grant-aided interventions arrived with replacement seeds.
An associate professor at Lagos Business School flagged publicly that some of those interventions involved GMO organisms that weakened indigenous crops and compromised soil health.
That is not a conspiracy theory because it is a documented academic concern.
Now that Nigeria spoke got destroyed by the GMO seedlings….what is not the result?
Nigeria was forced to import ginger from China to fill domestic demand. Chinese ginger has none of the pungency, oleoresin content, or quality that made Nigerian ginger a global premium product. And the ginger now sitting in Nigerian markets tastes like wood because it essentially is wood.
The two indigenous varieties that built Nigeria’s global ginger reputation, the Tafin Giwa and Yatsun Biri, had decades of soil relationship and quality built into them.
Once the soil was degraded and those seed varieties were displaced, the product that returned was a pale imitation. Nigeria did not just lose a market. It lost a seed. And without a National Ginger Seed Bank, which nobody has built, it may never fully get it back.
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
BREAKING: Nigeria’s 🇳🇬 Ginger export went from N26Billion to zero in the last 3 years Source: Businessday Nigeria
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