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YOHAMI

@YOHAMI

Shitposting on X since 1976. Billionaire rockstar writer guru entrepreneur. Win/win. My ex says that I'm a genius https://t.co/A5Z6vv0FMD

Liechtenstein Katılım Nisan 2008
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YOHAMI
YOHAMI@YOHAMI·
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YOHAMI
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@gerhardfanta3 You have to see how to put the frame to learn to remove the frame
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YOHAMI@YOHAMI·
Extract from the book, chapter 02 FIND YOUR SELF ----- A TALE OF TWO GUYS One guy is on the valley. On his knees, looking up to a woman he loves. Once they had a spark but something changed. She's now cold, largely unresponsive as she looks into the distance, like in trance - dislocated. The guy would do anything to have her spark back. I she would only look at him. He would be good for her. He would work, sacrifice, and put her first. He doesn't know if this will ever happen but he will protect his own hope, stay present, and be patient. The other guy is on his two feet, with his legs separated, his arms on the sides of his body with his fists closed on his waist. He's on the top of a small green hill, with his head up, a huge grin and a spiritual boner, looking around, playful, radiant - powerful. The sun radiates on him and the air glows. Several women circle around him, pausing to look at him in the eyes then looking away since they can't hold his vibrant stare. This guy is who the woman from the first guy is looking at. The guy BELOW, looks UP to what he wants. The guy ABOVE, looks DOWN to what he wants. Who are you being? --- FIND YOUR SELF: ABOVE or BELOW 1) Image something that you want that is really small and mundane, like a glass of water. A) I feel above it, like my energy is sufficient B) I feel below it, like my energy insufficient 2) Imagine something that you REALLY want but that is still mundane, like you're favorite pizza that you can get right now A) I feel expansion, I can taste it B) I feel contraction, like I'm shrinking 3) Imagine something that you REALLY want that is out of reach, for the time being or ever. Focus on that desire and REALLY want it A) I feel expansion, I can taste it B) I feel contraction, like I'm leaking and shrinking 4) You're with a group of people and a new something disrupts the peace, someone quickly takes charge, someone else goes to aid, most people freeze in place A) I am prompted to take charge B) I am prompted to help C) It's not my story, I wait to see what happens 5) You're with your loved one and there's a problem A) I take charge B) I will listen and help C) I'm ready to bail / not my story 6) You're with a group of friends and it's getting boring A) You drive the situation towards something fun B) You wish someone would 7) Someone must find the way to make things work A) That's me B) That's not me but I'll play along once it's decided 8) Someone must go first A) I go first B) You go first 9) When you're in a group or a relationship, what determines your value in the interaction A) I am enough, I'm the value B) I am nice, I accommodate 10) When there's conflict with other strong people A) I feel fine, expand even, we're friends after B) It makes me shrink, I try to avoid this in general 11) In your inner group, where do you feel more comfortable A) In the center B) Around the center, looking in C) Outside 12) You pick a new bar to go, after you've been there for a few hours, where's more likely to find you A) In the center B) Around the center C) Outside 13) You see someone extremely attractive, what comes to mind A) Let's do this B) I need to make sure I look good and increase my value first 14) Someone you loved has changed and now is doing completely unacceptable behavior and has already told you this is the new norm A) It is what is is, and I'm ready for something new B) I will stay longer and see if I can change them into who they were 15) Someone starts commanding you out of nowhere A) Nobody commands me B) This is helpful 16) Someone puts a strong rejection, wall in front of you A) Walk away, find openings B) Its there for a reason - push against it 17) Someone asks a favor, then doesn't appreciate it A) Stop the game B) Negotiate 18) When you ask someone for a favor and they do it A) I appreciate it B) I use this opportunity to degrade them 19) You're talking with someone new who is very attractive. Your intent is A) Find out if I like them B) Trying to make them like me 20) You're in a stage and start bombing, the audience boss A) Take it with humor and revert the vibe B) Try to shield myself from the audience and the fuck out of there as fast as possible 22) You constantly feel like the judgement towards you is A) Positive B) Negative 23) You constantly feel like your judgement towards the universe is A) Positive B) Negative 24) Who are you, now A) Winner B) Loser 25) The destiny has spoken and at the time of death you will be the A) Winner B) Loser --- FIND YOURSELF - YOUR SCOREBOARD Count your points. ABOVE: BELOW:
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gerhard fantorix (PERFECT MAN!!)
@YOHAMI my fanta-mind tells me "this is good stuff for orientation but isnt that itself just some kinda frame you would have to accept and then later on have to get rid of, anyway?". is that a) or b) or a secret third thing?
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Pixel Hexes
Pixel Hexes@Pixel_hexes_·
@YOHAMI Does it come in cream cheese or grape soda flavour?
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@YOHAMI What about MMA?
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YOHAMI@YOHAMI·
@lightin_mind It will be, this book is gonna be everywhere eventually.
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Roy T
Roy T@lightin_mind·
@YOHAMI Thanks, this is low key amazing and should be in classrooms.
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YOHAMI@YOHAMI·
From the chapter 02 FIND YOURSELF of the book, extract ---- A TALE OF A TRIBE There's a white, unclearly shaped room full of people. Everyone is waiting, impatient, unsure. All of a sudden a speakerphone calls: "Someone must stand and lead" People look at each other, but someone is already standing. A few seconds later, someone also stands, then someone else. It's just a handful, then nobody else stands. The room is silent. The speakerphone calls again: "Someone must help the leaders" People again look at each other. Some start, slowly, standing and backing the ones who self selected as leaders, the larger the group the more it attracts, but also this starts stalling and after a few minutes, the movement stops. Most people stay right where they are unsure of what to do. They would prefer the rules of the game to be spelled out before they make a decision. The speakerphone calls: "If you do not wish to participate, sit down" People gasp and look around. Someone is already sitting, then another, then another. A visible minority sits down, defiant. Distress fills the room. The speakerphone does the last call: "This is your tribe. The leaders will decide which game is played" The rule was the structure. Then, hidden among the tribe are some bad actors, hiding in plain sight and waiting to kill everyone else and steal whatever is the output value of the game. Some of them stood up to lead, some stood up to help, some are still waiting around, some are now sitting down and looking in. This is the tribe. ALPHA: Me first. Leaders self appoint before the rules are set, though some still follow the first lead. BETA: You first. Followers specifically attach themselves to the lead. HERD: Everyone else first. Most of the tribe doesn't even follow the lead, they follow each other, in a blob, by consensus. They want the game to be explicit to then know what they will do. They don't make a choice, they let the choice be made for them. OMEGA: Not me, not this. A small portion of people reject the game entirely. EVIL: Pretending to be in the same story as everyone else, to subvert later it for self benefit. Who are you being?
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YOHAMI
YOHAMI@YOHAMI·
@konshredz Must be an idiom "Beating" is another word for masturbating. Check my post again.
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YOHAMI@YOHAMI·
@lightin_mind They can buy the "how to be friendly, helpful and give good blowjobs" book instead of mine
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Roy T
Roy T@lightin_mind·
@YOHAMI then you need to route people with a "where they are at" part. advice for 2/10 vs 7/10 alpha tg is going to be different. 2/10 is going to get instant stomped competing vs 7+ alpha. Even in TG it's instant push away, you are rather a kind person.
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YOHAMI
YOHAMI@YOHAMI·
@konshredz At least not jerk off the other guy on the street
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Konshredz
Konshredz@konshredz·
@YOHAMI yeah he probably should of walked away from this one but still sometime violence is necessary no?
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Konshredz
Konshredz@konshredz·
@YOHAMI Very few things are more gay than a man "beating" another. explain the logic?
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Roy T
Roy T@lightin_mind·
"though some still follow the first lead." Need to expand. Shouldn't be telling everyone, including incompetent people, to lead. To step up, 100%. This is why Alphas fight, not that I mind, but some people don't recover. Had one of my mentor, a former green beret, basically say the same. He took it hard, I think I was the first person that never said a single thing back to him. It was a good moment. Dude was a greedy fuck though, kinda funny.
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Nnefarious Jack
Nnefarious Jack@Nnefariousjack·
@YOHAMI From what I read, the neighbor started the shit and pushed him and his bike over. Beating deserved.
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YOHAMI
YOHAMI@YOHAMI·
@lightin_mind Those long arms are there for a reason. Everything happens for a reason and everything that happen for a reason has a happy ending.
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Roy T
Roy T@lightin_mind·
@YOHAMI He's called the "reacher" too 😂.
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