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Johnnie

@yohnniee

Them Libra bitches horrible.

Canadiana Katılım Ekim 2011
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rice cooker@cappuccin0papi·
how does one deal with crippling anxiety and unrealisticly high expectations
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
I got a fragrance that smell like bonfire smoke, and I also have one that smells like a Catholic Church, and now I am in search of gasoline.
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
This guy invited me to sniff a bunch of incense fragrances from his collection this weekend cause I bought a bottle he wasn’t enjoying, and he made me try one of the stuff he likes, and man I think I love smelling like a Catholic Church.
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
I got into fragrances the past 2 months. So now I’ve amassed a group of dudes that let me sniff bottles every time they get a new one. Prolly the gayest thjng I do, if you ask me.
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
TIL Canada has MAID, and I’m like 👀
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
dat feel when u find a scent you like but a bottle is like $500.00
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
Some errt.
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden·
it should not have taken him all that brain power to draw a smiley face😭
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
Dear fat-ass cunt in a blue kia eating a burger, trying to merge so fucking slow into route 90, Maybe crane your neck a bit, if ur body fat will allow it, and look back before you merge. Or towards the side mirror. Idk. Whatever ur neck will allow. And maybe drop the burger.
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
I just watched the most exhausting movie I’ve ever seen. Suffocatingly frustrating. I would never watch it again probably. Just felt so helpless the entire time, I wanted it to end asap. 4/5
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
Me and a bestie made chili crisp to give away to peeps, and they turned out p dang good.
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
I can’t wait for summer!
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
I can’t wait for winter!
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
My PC died a few months back, and I've honestly had no interest in trying to figure out what caused its demise, just cause the apple environment is too convenient for me right now, and I don't play PC games as much anymore.
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
Some 14 yr old showed up on my for you videos, and he’s reviewing Swan’s The Seer, like bruh you were 2 when it came out. But also who raised you? Good music taste.
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
The urge to drive the highway late at night when you’re half asleep.
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
The IT that connected to me at my work: hey you contacted us for some help? Me: ya I need help with something Them: hey sorry my shift is over I’ll pass you along to someone else ???????????????????
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
Instead of pronouns, people should put their enneagram types on their profile instead. That way I know who to avoid.
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Johnnie@yohnniee·
man, i fuck with vegan cheese on pizza so much. i love the gooey texture lol
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