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@WhistleIRL What genocide?

As a Jewish man, I can not see how #Passover can possibly be celebrated tomorrow evening. #Pessach commemorates the liberation of #Hebrew slaves from bondage in #Egypt. This is the third year of the #Genocide of the people of #Palestine by #IsraHell - the alleged Jewish homeland. #Passover2026 @JewishPeace #GazaGenocide‌ #WestBankGenocide #Israël @ipsc48 #Ireland

@gutgezugt Raiders of the lost Afikoman

Make a movie pesachdik? I'll start: Cloudy with a Chance of Matza Balls

@GilStudent I know its fashionable to say that gedole torah suffered from various mental and emotional challenges but just to throw out there that RJBS suffered from irrational anxiety is pointless

@yonahmutza Halachic commentaries are full of discussions about what to do if you can't find all of them so apparently sometimes it's a problem

Told to me by someone very close to Rav Joseph B. Soloveitchik regarding bedikas chametz: The Rav never put out bread pieces for two reasons. The first is the mitzvah is to search, not to find. Second if you put out pieces and do not find them all you have a big problem on Chag.

@HilzFuld Some things are better to be kept quiet

There is an old Jewish custom for husbands to buy their wives a piece of jewelry before all the major holidays: Passover, Sukkot, and Shavuot. There’s always that moment of suspense when giving it to her waiting to hear if she likes it, hates it, or wants to exchange it. Not gonna lie, I’m very proud of myself that I have a near perfect record choosing her jewelry over the years. Today was no different. She loves it. 🔥💪 Chag Sameach!

@MnhmPynhs2957 And he laughed all the way home

שאלתי עכשיו חרדי אם השמש מסתובבת סביב כדור הארץ או ההפך הוא חשב, שאם אותי אם זה סתם שאלה או שהוא ראה על זה איזה משהו מתוחכם של המדע עניתי שזה סתם שאלה אז הוא ענה שהוא לא מבין בביולוגיה

@jewishstudent1 Gross from boro park?

This picture is gross

@NyrWyzmn You can speak hebrew in America, move there you will be happier and so will the Israeli people.

הפתרון היחידי מדינה עברית דמוקרטית ולא יהודית ולא נוצרית ולא מוסלמית. youtu.be/NKE0rLANVdo?si…

@dov_rabinowitz U must be a gr"anik

I read nothing over shabbos

@omer_nahmany Does ur child have a mean scowel all the time?

כך נראית הגדה בגן ילדים של כפר חב״ד. שימו לב איך נראה הרשע. קצת דומה לילד שלכם נכון? זה מה שהם מלמדים את הילדים שלהם - על הילדים שלהם. חב״ד כת מסוכנת מאוד שצריך להרחיק.

@moshe_kolat Thanks to Baruch

You can’t use a pigeon to redeem a male firstborn donkey. I know that now. Pidyon, got it.

@HenshiG Did she marry jewish and do her children have any connection to Judaism?

They told her to hide her name. Six million had just died for theirs. She wore it like a crown. September 1945. Weeks after World War II ended, as photos of liberated concentration camps shocked the world, a 21-year-old Jewish woman from the Bronx stepped onto the Miss America stage in Atlantic City. Her name was Bess Myerson. Pageant sponsors pulled her aside: “Change it. ‘Myerson’ sounds too Jewish. Pick something neutral—something that won’t hurt ticket sales.” In 1945, antisemitism was commonplace in America—country clubs, universities, neighborhoods, and help-wanted ads all excluded Jews. A Jewish Miss America was considered a liability. Bess refused. Born to Russian-Jewish immigrants who had fled pogroms, she grew up in poverty in the Bronx. Her parents sacrificed for music lessons; she became a gifted pianist and flutist, studying music at Hunter College while working to support her family. She entered the pageant almost by accident, for scholarship money, and won Miss New York City and Miss New York State—competing openly as herself. Jewish communities rallied. Holocaust survivors with fresh camp tattoos and families still grieving six million murdered wrote urging her: Don’t hide. Stand proud. On September 8, 1945, Bess performed Gershwin’s “Summertime” on flute, then swept the talent and evening gown competitions. She was crowned the first Jewish Miss America—openly, defiantly. Her victory was more than a title. For a people reeling from the Holocaust, it was proof they belonged. The cost was immediate. During her reign, sponsors dropped her, hotels turned her away, and venues refused to book a Jewish Miss America. She spoke openly about the discrimination, refusing silence. Instead of fading into decoration, Bess used her platform to speak nationwide on tolerance and prejudice. She later built a career in public service, becoming New York City’s first Commissioner of Consumer Affairs. Bess Myerson didn’t win despite being Jewish. She won as a proud Jewish woman—just weeks after six million had been killed for who they were. She refused to hide her name, turning a crown into an act of courage and a quiet declaration: You don’t defeat hate by erasing yourself. You defeat it by standing unashamed. Pageant sponsors wanted her invisible. She became unforgettable.

@Idanhcadash Of course not, everyone knows that they wore a spudik

*כותב מאמר ארוך על כך שהנביאים בתנ"ך, התנאים והאמוראים לא נהגו ללכת עם שטריימל* *תגובות נאצה*

כשהתגייסתי לצהל ידעתי שאצטרך לעשות וויתורים בדת כשזה נוגע לפיקוח נפש לצערי מכריחים אותי לנסוע ברכב כדי לסדר כסאות ולשטוף רצפות לחדר אוכל בשבת ומכיוון שפיקוח נפש זה לא ויש עוד מלא חיילים שעושים זאת כך שלו חסר בדיוק לתפקיד לא האמנתי שזה יקרה לי אי פעם אבל אני אסרב השבת פקודה בצהל.

@endimem_music Shaaah already!

Who came before the Shah of Iran? The Nuuu!!! I should write jokes on klik bar wrappers

@JMMusings Yes the sofrim are living it up with private jets and fancy yachts and taking advantage of us poor people that can't master their simple craft

Is it true that after COVID, sofrim decided they weren't making enough, and STA״M prices have since skyrocketed?

@jewishstudent1 And no Twitter breaks! Ahem!

There is literally a whole book on exactly what to say word for word at the seder table. Its called "the haggadah" Anything else is extra and should be be done on your own time. Help your wife cook, clean, or get the kids out of the house, whatever is needed.

@Pinsker_Rav Why do you need public transportation, just hang onto those flying payos!

I don't wear my yarmulke when I take public transportation. I wear my beaver hat, my bekesha and my flying payis.

@shnayor It seems to me rebbe, that those who are not meticulous in observing the commandment are analogous to a husband who professes extreme love to his wife but is not willing to lift a finger around the house, IMHO he just fetishizes his partner.

@shnayor Define fetishizing

Fetishizing the commandments is the most refined form of idolatry.