Jonathan Stover

I get confused bc I go back and forth between NFL news 🏈 and CNN coverage of 🇮🇷 Iran: “They have a lot of new weapons, they’re going to utilize them through the air and on the ground and it’s really going to test defenses”

Raiders: “We’re still doing the Maxx Crosby trade, right?” The Ravens:

“Oh geez, looks like ur services are no longer needed, bye bye” -Fargo accent @KristiNoem #USA

Can’t believe the MONSTARS stole Bo Nix powers.. #TNF

*Timberwolves swipe at the ball* SGA:

The Timberwolves right now.

This guy needs a stand-alone film, throw riddler in it too! #batman #forever

The Timberwolves Suck. 🚫🐺

If Elon doesn’t audit the NYS MTA? Thennn, what the heck are we even doing here?

Don’t ever forget that SZA shoulda won that Grammy over Taylor.. this is the exact, defining moment historians will identify as the first instances of Fascism blatantly rising up onto us. HELL NO WE WONT GO!!!

2025 Predictions: Tony Robbins makes a comeback 😎 (did he even leave?)

@Alexander_CFA @MarcoKelly_23 @GTAVInewz That new game that utilizes AI may not exist yet lol but tech neither does GTA5 lol

@MarcoKelly_23 @GTAVInewz Such as? I'll take 1 single example bro

BREAKING: An alleged screenshot of GTA 6 inside one of Rockstar's developer studios has been leaked with a PS5 dev kit nearby that was given out in 2019-2020

DK Metcalf sucks.

@FieldYates Fantasy football is so dumb

By the way: Josh Allen gets credit for both throwing TD and receiving the TD on this play. A 10.82 fantasy points play for Allen 🔥🔥🔥

San Francisco sucks at football 🏈.

Fuck Ridley Scott and Fuck Gladiator2 Not wasting money on this crappy little Zionist bullshit movie #boycottGladiator2

Is the NFL possibly rigged by VEGAS? It’s ok, I won’t tell.

I’m excited 😆 4 c1val war (the left version)

Elon Musk should buy the NY Jets.