Rankadoodle Rick

@BellaBaddie__ No this literally never happened. Most parents only let kids go as far as the phone cord reached

Be Honest.. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say... be back before dark?

@AB84 Alcohol….and a lot of it

what's a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy

@gotrice2024 Just deal with it

This woman woke up to the sound of rushing water hitting her house, she runs out side to see water pouring into her garage and flooding her home. The gas company was running gas lines and struck a water main line. She filed a claim with her insurance company only to be denied due to flood coverage. The gas company isn’t taking responsibility for it either. She has thousands of dollars worth of water damage and now mold is growing. Taking this to court could take months of years, what would you do if this happened to you?

@colin_dunlap He probably doesn’t want to deal with the traffic

Huge L for Pittsburgh.

@MS2PZ Riding in a limo

What was "Fancy" to you as a kid

@ohhanxiety Ewww

Sydney Sweeney without makeup, thoughts ?

@Noirchick1 Donald Trump

In 1946, at the age 21, he was arrested for a youthful night of "making trouble" during a night of drinking at Kenyon College in Gambier, Ohio. Recognize him?

@Milajoy 30 seconds? Can u count??

This is my very favorite Biden clip. Did you catch it? He shakes Schumers hand then 30 seconds later he forgets he shook his hand and looks pissed like Schumer forgot to shake his hand. He sure was BRAINLESS. How did we survive?

@MarkMaddenX Its April Mark, 9 games, lets not get too excited just yet

I’m just overjoyed to see the team I’ve supported since I was a boy on the verge of being back in the playoffs. RKO outta nowhere.

@VorosTwins Heart disease

This might be a dumb question but… What killed Jesus the second time? He died on the cross, then three days later the Easter Bunny brought him back to life... and then what? Did he just go back to chilling?

@MarkKaboly U can still erase this tweet ya know

And you are a mental health counselor. Wow. I know where not to go now.

@KP24 Because hotels are racist

Every hotel around the world, towels are white. Why?

@saltysquidswife 7

My youngest, who is a 19-yo college freshman, is really bummed that I didn't put together an Easter basket for him. At what age is it okay for me to stop? 😂

@Matt_Pinner I’ve seen this same exact tweet verbatim 3-4 times in the past month…Why do people cut n paste a tweet and tweet it as their own?

When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left? I’m curious..

@DrRitaDed Merry Christmas…and Trumps birthday is coming soon too

Reminder: Not everyone celebrates Easter. Do not wish me or them a happy Easter without consent.

@3YearLetterman @Pontifex @Kateplusmy8 @BustaRhymes @goldencorral @SenatorMenendez @prisondharma @RuPaul @EnvoyNoem @PSLiveRadio @Whitesnake Jesus was a Mexican u fucking idiot

Easter is an amazing American holiday 2026 years ago today, at this very hour, a great American, Jesus, emerged from the tomb where he’d been imprisoned and sleeping for 3 days, and rolled the stone away He would go on to literally write the Bible in English He is Risen 🇺🇸

@chutneylife If you do it yourself it’s free

I got a quote for $45,000 to replace my driveway with new concrete. Are these people crazy? No thanks, I’ll live with a few cracks.

@F0ODHub Chocolate milk

Be honest… what drink goes with this?

@lady_valor_07 Clifford The Big Red Dog goes to the White House

“Where am I?” 🤣

@NFL_DovKleiman Imagine thinking you have rights to watch every football game..the narcissism is strong in some

Insane: In order for NFL fans to watch every football game next season you will need TEN different streaming subscriptions. • Netflix • Prime Video • NFL Network • Peacock/NBC • FOX • CBS • ESPN+ • Paramount+ • YouTube TV • NFL Sunday Ticket It is nearly impossible to be a football fan 🤦‍♂️