Jared Stone

i'm bringing 'prithee' back.

Me: I do not care about football. Also me:

Don’t think of this as the hottest summer of your life. Think of it as the coolest summer of the rest of your life.

My kid: "Mom's music sounds like it shouldn't have swear words, but it has a ton. Dad's music sounds like it should have swear words, but instead just has historical references."

@next_bold_move You don't know my life.

How big a John Brown tattoo is too big? Just asking.

Ad astra per aspera.

I'm sorry for my silence. I'm just furious.

Take video, Lawrence. :)

@jeremiahtolbert I didn't care at all while I lived in Lawrence. I care intensely now. I think distance changed my perspective.

Rock. Also: Chalk.

@annehelen Have you considered keeping bees?

What's an organization that isn't religious or through your kid's school that has allowed you to build connections, however loose, with people who aren't your own age?

@jeremiahtolbert Except rain. We can all smell rain. I’ve learned not everybody can.

Props for the operator with the rack focus in the KU postgame.

@JayhawkTalk Absolutely love the Remy/Juando combo.

REMY ENERGY

I love basketball Christmas season.

Dr. Lightfoot defending his dissertation tonight.

@mctait See ya on SportsCenter.

Top 5 dunk I've seen at KU. Oh my. #KUbball leads by 17, but nothing else matters after that dunk by Ochai. Again, Oh. My.

@foeaelwood They’re called ursine rhythmic gymnasts.

Please don’t ever call an elite athlete a “dancing bear.”