Swerve Of Helex

Remeber that during the happy hour you have free re-fill of your drink! 🎉🍹 Only at Swerve's! the best (and only) bar in the Lost Light! [[OOC!! Usser info! - english is not my first lenguage + I'm dislexic/srs. - getting into rp after a long while -I don’t bite!

@EmpyreanSweetie Turb 💖💖💖

@youfavbartender Swib 💖💖💖

Swerb

@EmpyreanSweetie [He's just a big cat-like mech, isn't he? Oh, those sweet purrs of Tarn that make him almost melt on his embrace... PRIMUS, he missed this so much. He's smooching him back on his cheek as he leans closer.] You read my mind, Tarny... Let's get drunk together~

@youfavbartender Mhmmmm! [Oh he's already purrin' like a lawn mower, leaning in close to nuzzle and lightly smooch Swerve's helm. It has been FAR too long. Even though they share a berth. And work the bar together and— that doesn't matter.] Seems the perfect time to drink n' snuggle~

Oughh I'm so lonely and I have a bunch of engex, oh noooo what I should doooo

@EmpyreanSweetie GAH—! HOW DID Y— [Since when Tarn can do that? Ah, play it cool Swerve, that's your pookie. He clears his throat.] Hey cutie~ feeling alone too—?

@youfavbartender [Arises from the floor like a vampire in the night, except he doesn't suck blood he sucks d—] Hi.

@TailgateRF @youfavbartender haha penis pit

@TailgateRF R u implying that you're in a """""spike""""" pit right now?

@youfavbartender Yes! Why would I ask about /that/? If I was in a pit like that, I probably wouldn't be posting about it!

Out of curiosity, what would you do if you found me in a pit of spikes?

@TailgateRF U sure?

@youfavbartender Not those kinds of spikes!!!

@RodimiAftChaser Ah, I see... And well— I may have a couple... 6 or... 7... [He fidget with his digits as he gets another of those syrup bottles, swallowing slowly... Perhaps he has developed an addiction.] Don't mix it with engex, though... it doesn't taste good

@youfavbartender [We do not ask where Swerve gets his choco syrup supply from. No. Instead, after a soft thank you, Megatron is squeezing both bottles into his mouth. Swallowing with a mixed expression.] I'm alright, just had a frustratin' night... How many bottles do you have of this? 's good.

Guys, did u know that chocolate syrup tastes really good?

@RodimiAftChaser Aww, what happens, Megs? You don't sound so excited [Swerve handed a— oh wait, a single bottle would be too small for Megs, isn't it? He handed a couple of those bottles to Megs. Don't ask him how he got so many of them.]

@youfavbartender ... Mm. Sure.

@RodimiAftChaser Ah— good... U want some?

@youfavbartender ... Force of habit. Continue.

@RodimiAftChaser WHAT WHAT WHAT?! INDID NOTHING? I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ILLEGAL—

@youfavbartender PUT IT DOWN

@TailgateRF That's what friends are for 🫰

@youfavbartender Thank you Swerve! I knew I coukd count on you.

I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm the most winningest winner ever.

@BESTseeker_blue Ow c'mon man :(

@youfavbartender nah, figure it out yourself

@youfavbartender NO. NO DO NOT.

@BESTseeker_blue No, I don't, actually Can you tell meeeee

@youfavbartender you know exactly what I mean

@BESTseeker_blue Yes, you did heh— Hey— what do you mean "oh no"?

@youfavbartender oh no. I've stroked your ego haven't I.

@BESTseeker_blue Pfft— Yeah you're right, is so funny I'M SO FUNNY

@youfavbartender IT'S FUNNY.