Kathleen

"No." "What?" "You don't know that word do you?" "I'm sorry. I don't what that word?????"

@holdingthematch Hey! Is that the only thing you’re willing to trade for Maise?

WOULD ANYONE WANT TO TRADE A CHAPPELL ROAN RSD (PINK PONY CLUB) FOR MY MAISIE PETERS RSD??????????????

Did anyone manage to get an extra copy of the record store day vinyl?? I’d love to buy/trade with y’all. I camped out at 5:45am, went to three shops, and am fresh out of luck.

I’m so sorry to everyone who doesn’t like Carly Rae Jepson. I can’t even imagine how sad my life would be if I was also allergic to fun.

TikTok is way more fun now that UMG removed all their songs man who’d a thunk

sorry I didn’t respond to you for 10 days…. I was playing the nyt connections

full day

I’m seriously hoping Leah grows up to be taller than Walker.

Taylor Swift Asks That Fans Not Attack Her Exes Unless They Can Fully Commit To Finishing The Job theonion.com/1850577210

meu deus do céu

no one talk to me

So if miss piggy and kermit are broke up… what’s up with the custody of their FOUR kids?!!

going off and living in another culture is all fun and games till you come home and start saying this to your friends.

Ashley: that’s not Jennifer Lawrence?

sorry I don’t do twitter. I only post on threads 😤

@pabstbluemeg I’m sorry you can comment?!!????

letterbox is the single most confusing platform. it took me 9 months to figure out that I can follow people, though I think that’s just a me problem

Voice memos are the superior form of communication. You cannot change my mind.

A conversation I recently had with an 8 year old. Me: sorry. I don’t believe in spoilers. 8 y/o: I do. Me: you do?!! 8 y/o: yeah. I saw one once.

Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure has the most well written dialogue of any movie ever made and you cannot change my mind