New Alex P

Check this out.

@Ookaziyo youtube.com/shorts/BafkD4N…

Got a michaelbook and bounced hard off the docker had to turn that sh*t into windows immediately

I want to get into my bed and relax

@Ookaziyo Utterly beautiful!! What awesome experience you’ve had and amazing creatures you’ve seen!! We’d be sticking our heads through there

@young_particle “Baby animals day” at a farm seemed most interesting thing going on in my area today

Lol… 20,000 little pigs couldn’t challenge me

@spaceheck Ack… I… I’ll be torn apart…

@young_particle What about 200 largepigs

@beautyenjoyer I’d love to see you extend your spirit arm and grab their heart and give it a threatening squeeze #JustPersonally

@Ookaziyo F*ck… you have the heart of great compassion and great porcine compassion

@young_particle I just stopped for only 4 little pig

//we need to suck off 12 living creatures, so we’ll import the animal kingdom and exclude any dickless entities

He holds his snake-like penis tight In the forests of the night…

The man who drank almost 807 millilitres of water

The mumlet called her sonlet The sonlet said “hooray! I’ll communicate with mumlet— we’ll communicate today!” The mumlet taught her sonlet seven words and seven signs “Oh, how I love you, mumlet, and the truths your heart divines!”

To eat 7 or 8 things… to indulge in 7 or 8 naughty donuts…

The Racist Langoustine is hanging out with the Genuinely Crass Pig

Every day in Scottish Borders is “it’s not that much longer a route” *takes us on a 5 mile detour*

The Pleasure of the Secret House of Éire

The Queer Light of the Forbidden Continent

My dog is on the verge of dying..and what do I get? Nothing. Just demands.

Let me use your Michaelbook, please please. Let me use your Michaelbook Air.

My beloved daughter… you’re the strongest witch. So… kill the enemy!