Midwestern Twitch

Iowa in one video

midwest culture is: -driving with the windows down when it’s 47 degrees out bc “it’s finally nice outside” -saying goodbye 20 times and standing around talking for another half hour while slowly inching your way out the door -blaming the wind otherwise it wouldn’t be so cold

Why you Netflix and chillin’ when you could be cornhole and grillin’

Alright midwest, let’s settle this now.. what’s this snack called RT: walking taco Fav: taco in a bag

Physicist: you can’t get to the moon without a rocket Iowan: hold my beer

Walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. It's your life. Do what makes you happy.

Heading into May: 1) Don't beg anyone to stay. 2) Save space for people who matter. 3) Keep your circle small. 4) Accept what you cannot change. 5) Leave behind what isn't good for you. 6) Do more and expect less. 7) Give time for yourself and love yourself. 8) Regret nothing.

8 levels of midwestern anger 8. “Woah woah woah” 7. “Hold your horses” 6. “Jeez Louise” 5. “Listen here pal” 4. “If I had a nickel for every time” 3. “Well, now wait a minute” 2. “For Pete’s sake” 1. “Son of a gun”

Why is the question Coke or Pepsi when the answer is most definitely Dr. Pepper

Friday nights for kids in the Midwest: “Meet at McDonald’s” “I’m bored let’s go drive around” “Bonfire party tonight” *Walking around Walmart or the mall for fun* “Let’s go to Steak ‘n Shake”

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