your dad gaerion cringeflame

@donkeyparalyzed его акцент такой же сочный как его попа

@your_vamp_dad охуеееееенно

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@donkeyparalyzed я тоже прочитала толстых львов 😩

Все о состоянии моего мозга сейчас говорит то, что в коменте в фразе "авторы любят представлять себя львами толстыми и лить тонны претенциозной графоманской воды" я прочитала Львами ТолстЫми, как львами тОлстыми и еще удивилась, причем тут толстые львы))

@burrowingdeeper he prints it out, clutches it to his chest, whispers “why they understand me so well” and keeps reading

@your_vamp_dad he cries himself to sleep reading it

people are rightfully mad about journalists showing actors fanart and i agree, boundaries are important that being said, I know in my heart finn has already read my claffnett and felt every word

Valarr being just as messed up as Aerion and Daeron but just in different ways is very important to me. I want Baelor to both deeply love his sons and also treat them not as humans but as heirs and everything that comes with that.

new chap teaser

mood: pclaff thirst edits do not disturb

I know nothing

Comment below and ill give you a asoiaf house that i think youd belong to

@burrowingdeeper you mean blessed

When I read people don’t like Dunkaerion I don’t understand, like instinctually, they look so perfect for me, but then I remember not everyone is cursed with size difference kink (carefully nourished through years and years of fanfic reading)

@burrowingdeeper bc they’re ancient/pre-Rhoynar, mountain+coast, weirdly distinct from the rest of Dorne, sometimes pale hair/eyes, mythic sword cult etc. I live in south Spain + after visiting both Spanish/French Basque Country it just clicks: Martells = Andalusian-coded, Daynes = Basque-coded

@your_vamp_dad hahaha that’s a very interesting headcanon, why?

If the Martells are Hispanic, the Daynes are Brazilian, or? What does my gente latina think? 🤔 Modern AU #dunkaerion headcanon

@maidenvaults Aerys being that one vine of "is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book"

@aphellionposts they be like

но возможно дело в том, что во мне сегодня из съедобного были только кофеин и сахар

я короче не знаю как это объяснить но каждый раз когда я пишу главы пов эйриона мне морально и физически хуево

I don’t want to do anything. I just want to buy things.

a knight of the seven kingdoms