muna.

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@branmattic u summoned me ?🤭

I genuinely love hilarious women… like where are u coming up with this shit? 😂😂😂

@bigglawrenxe @omonna14 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@omonna14 Crayyy wayyyyy😂😂😂😂 u be black Jesus

I no like this phone wey you dey use. If you are free tomorrow, Pull up to the store for iPhone 16 jooor

“if you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.” — Paulo Coelho

I’m lowkey a crybaby, but that’s my business

I gat no program just wanna be left alone

as long as you know your intentions are pure, never stress yourself about anything or anyone. you have to trust that you will always end up being where you're meant to be & that it's never your loss respectfully

UNCOMFORTABLE conversations create HEALTHY relationships. Stop avoiding them.

if we’re close enough as friends i just start saying love you mwah at the end of every phone call till they catch on. life is too short not to have infinite love for the people around you

Ikeja is what lekki should be.

i acc enjoy driving

they don use natural giver oh😞 (me)

I'm naturally a giver. If I got it, I got you. Just don't make me feel used.

crazy how far you can walk when you’re going insane

dating is hard because i don’t do well with uncertainty and inconsistency which is naturally a big part of early dating. i need structure and clear patterns to feel safe. i am also very transparent and genuine which can clash with more casual and ambiguous styles.

replies in seconds - na me takes 3-7 business days to reply - na still me you can call me merlin

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don't fancy nonsense is important.

I can't explain a story to someone without telling them multiple stories within that story. I need you to have context and that context needs more context 😂😭

EVERYBODY is replaceable; including me! idc 😂! i feel everybody should go exactly where they’re truly happy at.

Once this table just turn reach my side...na the last time wey una go see the table be that