festering slut (they/them)

Devil may cry? Devil may piss his pants? Devil may shit and cum?

the peel is the best tasting part of the tennis ball

what do you think a minion's tongue feels like? i bet its bumpy like a cat's

its my sacred duty to show women that they can do better than men

getting shit and piss tatted on my knuckles

getting a genie and wasting my three wishes on making men shit, puke, and flail uncontrollably when they cum

@maggotonline this website destroys my brain otherwise

@maggotonline i only return to twitter when i have a banger

getting my shit railed by pennywise the clown bc im afraid of intimacy

@maggotonline @db_witch @imeatingabagel who is candice

@db_witch @imeatingabagel @yourpalmoth

The average Phineas and Ferb episode

how the fuck are gasoline huffers supposed to survive in this economy

just received this incredible email from my professor

psychically beaming they/them pussy into your brain

@maggotonline been charging my phone with a cord thats like 40% exposed wire for years i have no fear

me still using my xmas lights even tho theres a section w exposed wire

getting my clit pierced at Claire's

@maggotonline me as fuck

love logging onto twitter to see the peasants fight over their silly "calebs". I have more intellectual things to do like gaslight women and smoke crack.

*punches a hole in the drywall* don't talk about Arby's full menu of signature roast beef sandwiches like that

one pilk on the rocks please

@idlematts i accidentally slit/poked my own throat while cooking so i have a lil scar across my throat

what's the craziest way you've gotten a scar? mine is that ive had two botched circumcisions, one of which i had to remove the stitches myself for, so my dick is heavily scarred