Emerald May (Emerald might 😘)

@JohnDoeClient Ive only been in one aircraft’s lavatory. Not that I would be against it. I’m usually just good lol. I don’t even mind if the person next to me has to keep getting in and out but I would question why they didn’t get an aisle seat. In my head

@yourparttimeGem As a frequent flyer, aisle is a must for me. Easier access to the lavatory and I’m not dealing with the folks behind me that want to push ahead when I’m trying to grab my roller from the overhead

I have officially switched over to team aisle side. I had no idea the luxury of time and hassle I could have been saving my whole life, picking the window seat. Things move so much better and more smoothly on this team. I’ll never go back.

@Jdelgadoparra @iamskoppe @prinkasusa Same

@iamskoppe @prinkasusa Wow, I thought it was only me!

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

@nickimoraa @MissesDread Wow I needed this. Algorithm out here doing work and thank youuu

Dear Millennial Little Sisters, As you approach perimenopause, please reach out to us because our moms didn’t tell us shit either but we’ve been yelling at doctors for 15 years and found out some stuff. xoxo - Gen X

@PopCrave Man I forgot Bruno Mars existed. Don’t mind me lol

Bruno Mars has 92% odds and Kanye West has 6% odds of being the top Spotify artist in April, according to Polymarket traders.

Beautiful 💖

@spheresoflight @bassnectar Oh good. (: just checking. Stay safe!

@yourparttimeGem @bassnectar If you mean my wife and I, none living at home

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@spheresoflight @bassnectar Hope you guys don’t have kids

@bassnectar My wife stumbled onto your music today. Enjoying it quite a bit!

@bassnectar @SuperBowl @NFL @UniStudios @TheFastSaga If this doesn’t confirm both ends, idk WHAT does. You people are sick if you support either one. That is all.

INSANE to finally be able to talk about this!!!! The new Fast & Furious ride opens this summer at Universal Studios, featuring Speakerbox Blast in the music. Keep an eye out for this trailer in the Super Bowl pregame coverage tomorrow!! SOOO stoked on this ❤️‍🔥 #fastandfurious #universal #superbowl #superbowl60

@bassnectar @SuperBowl @NFL @UniStudios @TheFastSaga Thanks for posting i forgot to unfollow you here

@bassnectar @SuperBowl @NFL @UniStudios @TheFastSaga Omg I wouldn’t have told anyone i walked all the way back to this last weekend and was upset it wasn’t open yet. I’ll make sure to remind everyone not to go to @UniversalORL bc they promote sick shit. Thanks. 🤮

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this is still twitter btw i refuse to call it by its stripper name

Carl Jung was not playing around when he wrote: “No matter how isolated you are and how lonely you feel, if you do your work truly and conscientiously, unknown allies will come and seek you.”

Too bad we can’t all just…combine our races. Then in just a few generations or so, boom, racism gone.

Ouch onlyfans.com/shelookslikese…

So I was talking to someone about how creepy the ground levels at the Orlando airport were and apparently it’s level 36 of the backrooms so…trust your gut lol.

This sun is not effin around. Yikes

My goodness.

Genuinely thought I was on Threads for a sec there. I never scroll here. But I did and wtf is this tryna be threads algorithm lol. Anyways, don’t mind me.