your stepdad

let her think you don’t have options so you can see how deep she try to dawg you

i got sons at every level nigga i was born to level up

back then she didn’t want me. she still doesn’t, but atleast i’m richer

la bitches booty silicone, thas ugly booty meat

hit em w da choppa, make em fadeaway no bryant

timbers: shivered

it smell like white people in this airport

yo mama a slut

most of y’all only cool cuz you stole sauce from an outcast. im the outcast that trademarks everything i do

Your Stepdad X On The Radar

billions of humans on this world right now… atleast 1 nigga is kissing their bathroom wall rn

if ronald reagan didn’t wipe most of your fathers out, i wouldn’t exist #ShoutoutToCrack

best shit ever

ya momma

bro i just had the draziest lasagna. shoutout to god and italian people

niggas be crashing out bout pooch

2023 mindset: “i’m literally way too goated to be dealing with this rn”

im literally not a person anymore

curving a woman is the craaaaaaaaaaaziest feeling , wouldn’t wish it on god hisself