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29 | that one greek oomf 🍉 | nsfw alt: @youryeedion for mutuals only

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Yourgos@youryoki·
how's that?
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Yourgos@youryoki·
I have an appointment for a new ID tomorrow and I look my choppiest. hope the 2008 webcam they'll take my picture with doesn't capture my ugliness
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Yourgos@youryoki·
@pocketplato they were afraid of me serving woofy rizz so they made me drop the bear face too
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Allegory of the Cub
Allegory of the Cub@pocketplato·
@youryoki Theirs is like a DSLR their contractor parts-shopped to meet the definition of camera but it’s not a suitable setup for what they’re doing. Also it’s in their own quality guidelines that they can’t give you too much woofy rizz.
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@pocketplato They did have a whole ass DSLR and the photo on the computer screen looked good, but once they printed it out it looked like
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Allegory of the Cub
Allegory of the Cub@pocketplato·
@youryoki The picture is printed so tiny that it “doesn’t matter” and iirc their cursed photo stick from hell has a nifty 50 but even that will distort you more than the 85 or 135 a pro would use for a portrait, but police doesn’t want to source those in big quantities because expensive.
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Yourgos@youryoki·
To all my muslim oomfs, I wish an eid that is so mubarak
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Yourgos@youryoki·
@otterandrei I in fact did not, but I saw how it's gonna look on the ID and it's giving Madonna's paleolithic passport photo
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Yourgos@youryoki·
funny how the only two people I have been blocked by are both oomves' boyfriends with whom I have never interacted, nor have I interacted with said oomves
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Yourgos@youryoki·
@jua_n_n_carlos I can't help getting cheeky, I have 4 of them and they're all huge :(
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Yourgos@youryoki·
When Gaga steps into her Stevie Nicks/Fleetwood Mac 70s bohemian glam rock bag, only then will I be satisfied
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@asmerchant34 just trim the sides a bit and it'll look amazing 😍
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Andy :)
Andy :)@asmerchant34·
Need to trim my beard a wee bit x
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@vvvva000·
@youryoki And the tweet above it being an ai generated gif and the tweet above it someone talking about ai gifs getting normalized
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Yourgos@youryoki·
WHY IS EVERY THIRD TWEET AN AD ON HERE? I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SHITTY AI THING
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@s4wluvr but you're not a gym bro, you're a very sweet boy
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