Braille Johnson

Black peoples instagram stories are crazy because one minute they have a gun in their hand while smoking a blunt and the next minute they’re posting a bible verse

They should make a version of the titanic where the female character is just a fat Mexican chick and call it the tortanic

They’ll ban this as soon as someone wears a free Palestine shirt

@GaryRoss07 Hey Bag, long time no see. Haven’t spoke to you since you voted for Kamala. #shrink this pussy. - Brail Sent from my iPad

Huge thanks to Chipotle for the hour long wait in line, and all this extra cheese

If you’re above the age of 22 and haven’t kissed a girl you must legally register as bisexual #lank

Stand up to cancer is great and all but it really seems like cancer has stood up to us

Women get period cramps as payback for all the wrong that they have done #shrink #lank