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I took 217 Waymo rides yesterday
Each ride cost $7
I urinated in the backseat of every car
Guess who owns the company that charges $250 to thoroughly clean each car
$243 in pure profit for each ride
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Friends, I’m once again asking you to donate. But not to me!
@claireforny is a union organizer, democratic socialist and my former Assembly colleague running for Congress in NY-7. Chip in today.
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@JumboCarnation I think this is somehow the fault of our NYE suburban bar crawl
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I don’t like living in a world where, if you’re not careful, you can have 1500 emails across ten years from Buffalo Wild Wings
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what dreams are made of playing at the end of the zohran inauguration… millennial dominance
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Adventureland is a much better job creator for the great town of Altoona
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Meta is now running pro-data center ads featuring small towns. The ads tout job creation, but a data center may only create 50 long-term jobs. Residents near Meta data centers have complained about nonstop noise, pollution, wells running dry and rapidly rising electric bills.
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Isaac Chotiner: so I recently read that you
Me: have weird balls? yeah I can explain that. It’s a condition that comes from doing too many Escape Rooms,
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A delicious meal from Culver’s
0x45@0x45o
can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures
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@stef_witha_f subject of chemistry nobel prize announced today. normally im done with chem tweets but it’s a special occasion
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@notasadloser agree but also no one should hold hands anywhere maybe
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went to a food engineering conference last year and someone actually gave a really cool talk about a better microwave that they made i think there’s some hope!!!
Olivia Li@oliviali_
Absolutely no reason why we aren’t innovating on microwaves. Make the phased array microwave that cooks my chicken breast to exactly 145F like it’s straight out of a sous vide. You guys need to stop making b2b saas
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great piece. I need to leave this place immediately
Bay Area Current@BayAreaCurrent
Everyone in the Bay knows its two cultural references—vibes and data—but few have understood their relationship. Zoe Stahl @wecometothe90s shows us that vibes and data do the same thing: advance an impossible fantasy of an optimized self and life. ➡️bayareacurrent.com/vibrational-da…
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restaurants should have a menu option called “the rat” that lets you scurry around and eat leftovers ppl wont finish. the waiter could ask guests if they’d like a box or if they’d like to send it “to the rat”
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whenever i read one of these aoc tweets i cant help but picture these guys writing it
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Vote with Rashida or shut the fuck up.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
Google is free. If you’re saying I voted for military funding, you are lying. Receipts attached. Drag me for my positions all you want, but lying about them doesn’t make you part of the “left.” If you believe neo-nazis are welcome and operating in good faith, you can have them!
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Who the fuck is running her comms oh my god
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
Google is free. If you’re saying I voted for military funding, you are lying. Receipts attached. Drag me for my positions all you want, but lying about them doesn’t make you part of the “left.” If you believe neo-nazis are welcome and operating in good faith, you can have them!
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@centristratking so 1m1v is only a good thing when it’s “punishing” an org and not good on its own? should uaw get rid of it now that the old AC is gone?
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