crossy

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crossy

crossy

@yssorc

I might not have a 6 inch cock but I've got a 6 inch tongue

Katılım Ekim 2014
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crossy
crossy@yssorc·
Dreading the onslaught of Oasis fans on the bandwagon Listened to their music all the time kiddo I wore a bucket hat way before them My sids have always been this long You don't afta be a fisherman to wear a long coat lad Ive always held both hands behind me back when I talk
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Idris 💫
Idris 💫@idris_lfc1·
If you can guess this player, you're legend 👀🥶 Level; Medium
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Benonwine
Benonwine@benonwine·
Just your average day in London 🤣😂🤭 “Im an escaped lunatic”threw me off” 😅
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crossy
crossy@yssorc·
Few extra pints tonight to celebrate Ian Huntleys death. ☠️
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Fit_Fusion
Fit_Fusion@FitFusion__·
what was the father's name?
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
What’s the name of this group!? 😅
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Oladoja
Oladoja@_onlyscott·
Guess the player VERY HARD
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Football Talk
Football Talk@FootballTalkHQ·
BBC Sport named their top 10 centre forwards of the 21st century: 1) Ronaldo Nazário 🇧🇷 2) Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 3) Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 4) Thierry Henry 🇫🇷 5) Robert Lewandowski 🇵🇱 6) Didier Drogba 🇨🇮 7) Karim Benzema 🇫🇷 8) Zlatan Ibrahimović 🇸🇪 9) Luis Suárez 🇺🇾 10) Miroslav Klose 🇩🇪 Do you agree with the list? 🤔
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MMA UNCENSORED
MMA UNCENSORED@MMAUNCENSORED1·
Only one man walks out of that elevator. Who is it??
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crossy
crossy@yssorc·
Why do the world fights wars. It’s piss me off here. Just bought a new ikea tv stand took 3 hours to put and some cunt just fucking launches an air strike on ur house. Fucking selfish get a life
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Whizz
Whizz@_CFCWhizz·
Name a Football Club without the letter "E" You Can’t.
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crossy@yssorc·
@Teamgyokeres Ferdinand whilst he nips toilet for a line then Cara will have to stand up again
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TVG@Teamgyokeres·
Who stands for Jamie Carragher to sit down?
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crossy@yssorc·
Storm Moretti ain’t messing about
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The Touchline | 𝐓
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX·
🚨🗣️ Fabio Capello on the best player he ever coached: "Ronaldo, the Brazilian, and after him, Van Basten. When I coached Ronaldo, he wasn’t injured, but he wasn’t keen either." "He didn’t like losing weight, he liked life…and I kicked him out of Real Madrid." "Ronaldo's problem wasn't training, it was losing weight. At Real Madrid he weighed 94 kilos and I asked him: 'When you won the World Cup in 2002 in Japan, how much did you weigh?'" "'84', he told me. 'Well, you can't have 10 more kilos now, Ronnie', I told him."
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Mimzy
Mimzy@Mimzy9090·
VR Fails! Be aware of your surroundings ☠️
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