J Boogie Casablanca

There is no I'm, there is only We'm.

Im dressed like Book of Eli, and im ready to barter.

I wear my little beret around the military base, and no one even questions why im there.

Sometimes I'll have two or three playstations on at the same time.

@Penispooooo I'm still not over it.

@yuckgory Damn that’s fucked up

Mom left in some sort of "Mars Needs Moms" scenerio, and Dad died trying to build a bomb to blow up the mother ship.

My nub's gone nutters.

@pissblaster3000 Boobs on it*

@pissblaster3000 Im not trying to be rude but, how about the boob-on-it plague and its a bitch putting her boots on it?

What's up with like the bubonic plague was that some shit that like fuckin threatened the whole human race or like what

Been really obsessed with flying lately. Might climb up on the roof and see what I can make happen up there.

Eyes forward while walking through the minefield guys. Don't forget the buddy system!

Shout out to burritos. Shit's delicious.

I would've been fine in a lord of the flies scenario, people really liked me when I was a kid.

I got a new dog. Had to eat the last three for sustenance, but that's life, I guess.

Did you really kill your own brother in bloodsport?

If I wanted mustard in my mouth, I'd make a sandwich.

Not only were your men sitting ducks, they were also fish in a barrel. My condolences, sorry for your loss.

@pissblaster3000 This is the exact opposite of what I was not only assuming but banking on.

Sorry guys, just got back from heaven and, unfortunately, God's white :/ Jesus too

They had me set up from the get up.

You should probably booby trap this bunker a little bit, I literally just walked in.