Yuriy Sardarov

getting a rib removed so i can suck my own rib

The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.

If I have to put the mask back on I’ll put it back on even though I am fully Vaccinated. I am a team player. Please be a team player too. Please get the vaccine. Let’s all recover. Together. Thanks

ok—NOW: I’m bringing my show, “Yeah, But Not Right Now” to the historic SoHo Playhouse this fall! Get ready to buy tickets—but not right now. Thursday. 10am EST. 😱🤯😱

@grannysue1996 @ChristianStolte @NBCOneChicago @DaMinoshow @DavidEigenberg @WolfEnt Remember Darden? Died in episode 1? Well, when his soul left his body it mysteriously attached itself to the closest solid object it could find… the big hug mug! No one ever really liked the guy so we just drink coffee out of it and stuff

@ChristianStolte @NBCOneChicago @DaMinoshow @DavidEigenberg @WolfEnt @yursar I did, but he never responded. I am really curious about this because I have the same mug. I believe I saw @DaMinoshow using it in a later episode as well.

⁦@NBCOneChicago⁩ what is up with this mug showing up in every season? ⁦@DaMinoshow⁩ ⁦@DavidEigenberg⁩ ⁦@ChristianStolte⁩ #ChicagoFire #OneChicago ⁦@WolfEnt⁩

(hour 9 of my shift, pissing in a bottle) I need to get my boss to space

@randyflagler @WOOLandPRINCE Your wife must be thrilled

I’m on day 20 of the 100 day challenge, wearing the same @WOOLandPRINCE merino wool t-shirt with remarkable odor-resistant properties. #woolandprince . woolandprince.com/blogs/everyday…

Slaps

Watching films with your girlfriend..

Food! Food

Guys, I have to admit something... I’m a total good cheugy. Chicken fingers. Pizza. Burger and fries (and not even sweet potato) I’m ashamed but liberated. Thank you.

I think any element of a dystopian future that we’re indifferent to should be referred to as “Ohwellian”.

This deserves to go mega-viral

@nealkelley Eyyyy

Got notes on my screenplay from my girlfriend’s parents. They'd like to see more character development :)

@smassellsings But like omg are you

If one more acquaintance tells me that I must be sooo excited that Broadway is back, I swear to god, I will gouge my eyeballs out.

@randyflagler I see this for you

Ah... oh boy. I’m also on TikTok now. #ChicagoFire #OneChicago

so excited for the new phase

What kinda sick mind named them daddy long legs