Zachary Oldham

So my buddy got a mini bike..

“Dang this is kinda small for an open world” “Oh…ohhhhh…OHHHH”

Besides your mom and dad and like 3-5 actual legit friends you have, literally no one gives a fuck about you in any capacity whatsoever

This is a whole definition of the 2000s 🫠

These giant cardboard building blocks

this the coolest thing you will see today

Just to be safe

Sears Christmas catalog from 2009

No Alfred, it's not a phase. 🖤 Happy #WorldGothDay!

Why settle for streaming when you can have this

Shawn Wayans says today's generation is "a little sensitive" and they need to be "taught that it's ok to laugh" "If it's not funny to you... just don't laugh... but if it's funny, go laugh your head off and have a great time" (via youtu.be/XNYidbsC6rM?si…)

CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud. The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted CNN said there was "little evidence." Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud Today: $90M busted and 15 charged. IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.

#imminent. 🦇🦇🦇

Goths

‘SPIDER-NOIR’, starring Nicolas Cage, debuts on Rotten Tomatoes at 86% Read our review: bit.ly/NoirDF

@YeaBoi1319690 @kair0e @FergiesRightRef @CultureCrave He’s an uneducated retard. What you expect?

@kair0e @FergiesRightRef @CultureCrave Soooo you have no argument against my original statement?

Lupita Nyong’o on the discourse around her casting as Helen of Troy in ‘The Odyssey’ ⚔️ “this is a mythological story” “I’m very supportive of Chris’s intention with it and with the version of this story that he is telling. Our cast is representative of the world. I’m not spending my time thinking of a defense. The criticism will exist whether I engage with it or not” (via @ELLEmagazine)

Absolutely zero regrets.

you cooked with this one

they look like the villagers in shrek