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Zach Helm

@zachhelm_1

Katılım Kasım 2013
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Zach Helm@zachhelm_1·
I don't turn my porch light on when I leave home cause I'm gone a lot and I ain't got nothin to steal.
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Zach Helm@zachhelm_1·
Got off work early yesterday, got back to the hotel and walked in on the maid cleanin my room in a Winnie the Pooh onesie... I think it's time to go somewhere different
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Zach Helm@zachhelm_1·
Having a Monday birthday is no fun because nobody wants to get rowdy on a Monday 🥴
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Zach Helm@zachhelm_1·
And then Jesus said; this too, shall buff
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Grimm@Grimm121·
I got a cold beer with your name on it
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Zach Helm@zachhelm_1·
I hope that me stepping on cracks all these years wasn’t what led to my moms back breaking.
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Zach Helm@zachhelm_1·
I piss where I want to
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𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐨
𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐨@bbywhereuat·
the worst kind of female:
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Zach Helm@zachhelm_1·
Fk diabetes. I’m eatin chocolate cake, and drinkin beer
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Zach Helm@zachhelm_1·
Ol skunk had 1 too many
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Zach Helm@zachhelm_1·
I’m sittin in my camper with the door wide open, givin myself an insulin shot in the belly. A couple girls drive by on a golf cart and go “oh my god god I just witnessed somebody doing heroin” hell ya i love it
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Zach Helm@zachhelm_1·
You ever been so bored you actually look at Instagram stories???
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WPSDs Local sicks@wpsds·
You know what they say: Once you go Bevin You never go to Heaven
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Zach Helm@zachhelm_1·
I swear to gawd I’d rather go into another diabetic coma than go to Walmart at a normal time of day again.
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