zjaynes572

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zjaynes572

@zachjaynes

Just a guy doing his job.

Katılım Ekim 2011

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zjaynes572@zachjaynes·9 Eyl

My wife is in the early stages of labor and every time she has a contraction I remind her to breathe but all I can picture when I say that is the vurb moto voiceover of the dad with the pit board yelling “breath! breath! Ya gotta breath!” If you’re a moto guy you get it.

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zjaynes572@zachjaynes·25 Nis

@DarkEliTomac @PulpMXFantasy @imtravismarx @PaulPerebijnos @DanTruman101 Ask a friend you trust to make your picks. Only works if your phone is completely off while out of state. Me and my wife learned this the hard way, I got my picks in with 3 minutes to go. She didn’t which I definetly LOL’d in her face… Jokes on me I pay for her entry

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Dark Eli@DarkEliTomac·25 Nis

Hey @PulpMXFantasy @imtravismarx @PaulPerebijnos @DanTruman101 I fucked up and forgot to set my lineup before I traveled out of state this weekend. Does everyone get a mulligan or would I have had to pay for one earlier?

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Dirtbikelover@Dirtbike_Lovers·11 Nis

Huge Crash in Qualifying Nashville!

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G-PA@IndianaGPA·4 Nis

The Game that made Bob Barker Retire 🤣🤣

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The Diamond@DustinPoirier·21 Mar

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مايد 🇦🇪@MayedBM23

@DustinPoirier Dustin send me your number in my dms I wanna tell you something

Dania Beach, FL 🇺🇸

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Jeff Weiss@Passionweiss·20 Mar

Afroman is a comet returning every quarter century to bring us peerless brilliance. The First Amendment hero we need

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zjaynes572@zachjaynes·1 Mar

@Mxracer540 @fowlersfacts Hey @grok can you answer the question in the tweet that I’m replying too

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JHP@Mxracer540·1 Mar

Hey @fowlersfacts How many times has the 450 red plate holder after Daytona won the title?

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Jarvis@jarvis_best·15 Şub

New York Post@nypost

Controversial drug may provide rapid relief from chronic fatigue #Echobox=1771102683" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nypost.com/2026/02/14/hea…

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kira 👾@kirawontmiss·15 Şub

no community note its real

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Tyler@I_AM_WILDCAT·15 Şub

Dudes will see this and say “hell yeah.” It’s me. I’m dudes.

NBC Olympics & Paralympics@NBCOlympics

"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES." 😳 Dual moguls madness as Nick Page skis out of the course for a DNF while his opponent, Ikuma Horishima, barely stays in control and skis over the line BACKWARDS for the win.

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DnX Show@DnxShow·1 Şub

The 250W class this year apparently

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Phillip Nicoletti@filthyphil__·25 Oca

Shaw almost got himself shawed in half

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Hip Hop Historian@HHistorian50532·17 Oca

THE GODMUTHA ✦@THEG0DMUTHA

what's that one thing kids these days will never understand?

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𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯@xJahstin·12 Oca

NFL fans coming together to celebrate the 49ers eliminating the Eagles in the playoffs

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Keelan Wright@KeelanWright762·11 Oca

Marchbanks got Prada’s bike

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Tanner@thall767·11 Oca

Deegan 4th

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Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·9 Oca

No one really warns you about this part of adulthood where you start to feel homesick, not for a house, but for a moment in time. A version of life that doesn’t exist anymore. A place you can’t return to, and a feeling you didn’t know you’d miss so much until it was gone.

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