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I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

Is this the plan? 1. Kill agriculture 2. Kill the informal economy 3. Kill SMEs 4. Defund education and health 5. Kill the people 6. Share land and loot with foreign corporates.

@GabrielleM13974 @georgediano Our bodies are made for this earth. Heaven for angels, kindly be guided.

@georgediano I know of someone who dated him before they started dating. That man isn't an angel

After abandoning our boy Tokodi to fight for a scholarship at The Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where students major in Dust Mitigation, Sand Engineering & Advanced Suffering,, the Ex wife has now resurfaced crying foul, claiming she was trapped in a toxic marriage. This is the same woman who left our boy because she was Not Meeting her Standards. According to madam, our boy wasn’t providing the soft life package she had subscribed to. But in this Kasongo economy where unga is now behaving like Bitcoin, many brothers are surviving on vibes & inshallah. But still, daughter of Agrippina refused to understand because apparently other men were out there spending money on women like there's no tomorrow. Seeing the pressure was too much, Pascal Tokodi took the L gracefully and walked away like a wounded soldier from the Battle of Financial Migraine. But because God is not Kamua, destiny located our boy immediately. Word has it that a sharp-eyed daughter of Agrippina, freshly discharged from Heartbreak Rehabilitation Centre, spotted Pascal roaming freely in the wilderness and decided to rescue our boy. It is now being alleged that the new girlfriend comes from Old Money. Since then, our boy has been living like a tenderpreneur on government contracts. Sources claim the man now sleeps under an AC even during rainy season. Now the ex-wife heard the good news and suddenly started doing reverse gear back to his Ex hubby. But our boy shouted a thunderous “NGOOOOOOO!” and sealed the border permanently. After wanaume wameongeza dayametaa ndio anataka kurudi,,, haiwesmek god one. Currently, madam is touring podcasts like an artist promoting a new album, narrating how she is a strong independent woman battling post-divorce trauma. Meanwhile Pascal is somewhere eating life with a big spoon and rediscovering happiness. But pia wengine wanasema kijana wetu amegeuzwa Ben Kumi, eti the new Gf ni mumama. But that's none of our business, because kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Ask the EPRA fellow what we've added to the fuel to charge VAT? We took a loan on the 7 shillings that was added last time. Can we reduce a portin of the levy on the initia 18 shillings. Or it's not his place to give a response. #JKLive

Chest pains from the past straight to the present and future.

Pep to leave Man City at the end of the season.

@baroswahjr Redwing in Bomet. Those shoes are not cheap, mimi ndio nakushow

Spotted somewhere in Bomet

@BenardMakumbi_ If you're serious, I have 1m cash. DM tomorrow for viewing and subsequent business deal.

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@AmbokoJH That letter needs my input. Otherwise, this rich problems will not locate my desk

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@skmusyoka This appears to me like an own goal. I mean

This evening, I visited Sammy Kioko at Nairobi West Hospital to stand with him and his family during this difficult time. Sammy is like a son to me, and I continue to pray for his quick and full recovery. I also spoke with Governor Wavinya Ndeti, who is deeply concerned by this unfortunate incident and is keen to ensure that the matter is handled fairly and transparently. My hope and prayer are that this issue will now proceed with calm, sobriety, and a clear focus on the facts, so that Sammy can heal in peace and the truth can emerge without unnecessary distraction. At this moment, what matters most is Sammy’s well-being, the dignity of his family, and the need for this matter to be concluded in a just and respectful manner.

@JCarhire @kimyamiyaki Were there any pleasures in this particular transaction? You take people who are funding your existence for fools? Sindio?

Hi @kimyamiyaki. We’re truly sorry for your experience. We take this one on us. It was still a pleasure doing business with you, and we appreciate you. We’re always learning and improving to serve better. Asante.

@AllenNext @kimyamiyaki @uhunyesimpleboy @JCarhire This right here is the truth. This explains the reckless and defiance we're being treated to. Mtu mjinga sana huyu.

@kimyamiyaki @uhunyesimpleboy @JCarhire It's quite simple. These are brokers. They collect the money from clients, but delay sorting the real owner. When you hired the vehicle they didn't pay the vehicle owner promptly, and that's why he hit the engine kill switch. I know the deal coz I was in the business.

There’s been a lot of negative energy on the TL, and we’ve taken time to observe before responding. At Go-Wheels, we deal with real clients and real experiences. A number of the voices currently speaking are people we have never served, yet strong conclusions are being drawn. We are not perfect but we are accountable. Whenever a genuine issue arises, we address it, resolve it, and improve from it. If you have ever had: • A bad experience • A faulty vehicle • Any unresolved concern Please send full details to: info@gowheels.co.ke We take that seriously and act on it. However, we will not engage in endless back-and-forth over unverified claims on the timeline. That is noise, not resolution. Serious allegations like being “conned” should come with clear evidence and details so they can be properly addressed. To our real clients thank you. Your continued trust, repeat bookings, and referrals speak louder than anything else. We remain focused on delivering reliable, responsive service. Go-Wheels.....Your Mobility Partner.

@C_NyaKundiH What I'm seeing from this conversation is that someone has seen an opportunity to make some good money for connecting Tuju to the power itself. Ni mwosho tu iko hapo yaani hii ni taoni.

A clip has emerged allegedly capturing businessman Tom Awili urging former Cabinet Secretary Raphael Tuju to seek intervention from President William Ruto to safeguard his property. In the recording, Awili is heard advising Tuju to “speak to the President” if he wants his troubles resolved. Awili is among four suspects previously arrested in an Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission (EACC) raid alongside former judge Joseph Mutava and lawyer Kimani Wachira. In the same clip, he allegedly refers to Wachira as “the lawyers’ president” and suggests that engaging those in power could make Tuju’s problems disappear.

@FaithOdhiambo8 Imagine how you were our favorite, then 💥 you left us without a signal. Chest pains then were unimaginable, but such is life.

Niko Kadi!

@Asamoh_ @Asamoh_ bro, you don't have the range for this. Sit your ass out.

PM Netanyahu “ skipped “ IDF security meeting. Haha

@Asamoh_ This is beyond your range.

You didn’t change the jacket 🤣🤣🤣

@Asamoh_ Who's an idiot now? With "100% probability"

Netanyahu had to come out of bunker to show he is alive

@Deepdickens_ @carltonkitheka1 You're in the same trash. So delofu.

@carltonkitheka1 After anunue Ile trash bin kwa kairo he have started talking trash

Isn't it supposed to be "100% certainty" ? 😂😂😂 Asamoh huwa unanimada 😂😂

@Asamoh_ Probability is max of .999 When you say 100% probability, better say 100% certainty. Umekuwa petty sana hadi normal brain functions are getting delofu. Release some brain cells from Khairo for normal reasoning.

There is a 100% probability that PM Netanyahu was taken out.