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Someone call the NRMA, I’m having a breakdown!

Just walked past a group of kids doing the ‘Wakanda Forever’ pose in front of the Shrine of Remembrance. #LestWeForget

@ThisisAlexei I’ve heard good things about Stalactites, it’s next door to Storyville so very conveniently located if you want to come see Beas show!

Best souvlaki/yeeros in Melbourne? Would love to eat the best one this weekend 🌯

@kween__bea I’m marking my territory

Why do guys always answer the phone in a really deep voice ??? It’s always like 👹HELLO👹

Time flies when you have bananas

@whitebaitonline I think that would make it ARAB and I’m not sure if that’s okay

Does ACAB include robocop?

Canopy in a rainforest, or do I have to wait until I find a toilet?

People think you have to ‘train’ for Kokoda. Bro, just stop washing it.

Guy at the piss store just asked me if this was the poop store. Buddy look around you

I’ve decided to quit my job to become a theatre guy. I’m going to dedicate 100% of my time to producing/directing/staring in a one-man live stage production of Tenacious D’s Pick of Destiny, and then promptly retire.

2023 ins: calling a fart “ripping Velcro”

@kween__bea I just wanna fuck someone that brings me snacks

My boyfriend leaps out of the chair when I order MILKRUN because he wants to check if the delivery driver is hot. I think he’s into guys with beach vibes and messy hair 🥴

Do they call them the Pyramids of Giza because they are old?

Rambo: First Blood, except I’m John Rambo and the mosquitoes in my room at 4AM are the corrupt cops