Zack Lara

1/ 🚨🇨🇳HappeningNow: China’s police are cracking down on #Halloween with unexpected intensity: streets in Shanghai packed with police cars, human barricades of police, road barriers…Anyone in costume is immediately arrested, forced to remove makeup or even clothes. But why?

I research women and far-right movements in the U.S. and Europe, including why women are increasingly likely to join and how their role has changed. This speech was a masterclass. 1/

@airfrance I’ve been waiting all day for your local driver to return my delayed luggage and now they’re not even replying on whether they’re coming today. Please help!

Now I just want someone to do a voiceover of the jump off the stairs, preceded by a brief, nerdy discussion of success stats and followed by screaming D-AAAAAAY JEEENKINS as the car crests and crashes. Because it has about the same amount of logic involved. (As an ancient meme).

@nicklafferty @stewartsc I can’t help but seeing it pull up a magic 8 ball every time you get into the car. Voice commands and responses for the car include: “Can you direct me to xxx destination?” -my sources say no -ask me again later -signs point to yes

@stewartsc I don't have the skills to make this look good but this was immediately what I thought of

why

I decided to play Paul Simon’s Graceland album in my shop today, betting with myself it would get people dancing. Mission accomplished.

@peterhartlaub @SutroTower Can’t wait to see @sutrotower after 9pm tonight!!

Happy birthday @SutroTower!! 🎂🎂🎂 sfchronicle.com/vault/article/…

@beerandnosh Only books from before the rebellion. Embrace the pez or perish.

@beerandnosh Great books too 😉

@Casey I’ve experienced severe smoke inhalation first hand, helping fight brush fires in Texas in my late teens.. but I didn’t have to live and raise children in that. Hope this clears out fast for you.

@Casey I live in SF. I can’t actually imagine. Even in Sep 2020, we only hit around 220, well below the 278 we hit in 2018 during the camp fires. NYC hitting 413 is so far beyond that it’s difficult to comprehend how that feels. Oregon experienced it, but we’ve just had a taste.

its worse than you can imagine

Uh oh. Conservatives now have to throw their iPhones away I guess. Scenes from Apples WWDC just now.

I’m here for all of these geological biological gender reveals. 🤣

@hapfrap Ah ha.. Star Wars day at the ball park

@WestCoastPat LADOT would actually have to acknowledge the racist divide of providing shade to residents if it made too much of an effort. ioes.ucla.edu/wp-content/upl…

Yeah I’ve got a tip to add Robinson, don’t drive to hippie hill 45 mins after you pick up an order and expect happiness. @Caviar

That was a helluva RUD

@boltron Ha! Doubt he also verifies the quality of the Lawry’s. 😉

@zacklara I assume in that case the bucket is ground in front of Aaron so he can verify quality

Prepping my first brisket to smoke and only took six years to grind enough black pepper for the rub