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I tweet stuff sometimes. (36)

California Katılım Mart 2009
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Sorry for what I said when I was mentally ill, I’m mentally ill.
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They rotten my robbie til I gas
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She’s “only” 80*
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Did the math on how old my cat is in cat years, and she’s only 70, but learning cats age like 15 human years in their first year is crazy
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@leigh_fall I just asked Alexa and she told me it was 15 the first year, 9 the second year, and 4 for each year after, but I haven’t cross referenced that information lol
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2:00 feels like 10pm when you’re me right now
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It’s wild to live in a timeline where onion headlines are more believable than actual headlines. Like, this absolutely seems like something he would do.
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Whenever I see or hear, “six seven,” I feel compelled to say, “eight nine.”
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I was gonna go to Costco, but then I got high 🎶
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@BitchWaifuu “What could be greater than tokes with a gator!” Or however that jingle goes
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You strait (of Hormuz?)
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