People ordering boneless wings. Yeah and let me guess you eat eggs without the shell on as well? Grow up
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Zac Townsend
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That’s Jake from State Farm
Daily Loud@DailyLoud
Kevin Hart gets honored with his own statue 🎉
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Have you ever sneezed so hard the front of your boxers micro dose some pee
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Recession Indicator: pidgeon’s without the original classic color scheme
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This is helpful. But you can also just delete the draft kings app so you don’t ever up in this situation
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Firefighter shows technique that could save a life. 👏
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@Rag1ngsn1p3s Hell yeah brotha I will see you there March 25th
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@zactownsend_ Loved your opening skit for Bert tonight in Fort Wayne. Definitely going to make it to summit comedy club when you come back!
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Threw a lit match in the toilet after pooping. Did not know you were supposed to do it after you flush. Now my poop is on fire somebody please help. I’m not joking
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The White House has rescinded their invitation to the US women’s hockey team. Instead they are inviting the tourette’s guy from the BAFTA awards
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The worst part about this interview is realizing bro still demolished me on the SAT’s
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Gavin Newsom says he relates to black people because he got a 960 on his SAT and “can’t read”.
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Put me on the show Traitors I want to lie to the property brothers and the shamwow guy
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Hung out with a guy who had pneumonia last night. Bars are awesome
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I do not believe in violence. All arguments between two men should be handled
1 vs 1 on an 8 foot basketball hoop
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Do you guys remember those couple of years where Lil Wayne was really into the x-games? Wtf was in that cup?
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