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@Fran_marchessi @Evans_is_king @LegacySiu wtf are you high on? I was replying to Evans saying Ozil is Argentinian when he is German-Turkish.
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@zadar78 @Evans_is_king @LegacySiu Todos los anglosajones saben tan poco de futbol? 😭
Me he cruzado esto muchas veces y ya no sé si es una broma o lo dicen de verdad
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@Sofia50020Sofia What kind of person wears shoes without socks. Wear sandles or slip ons ffs.
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@Evans_is_king @LegacySiu whattttttt? You just posting shit for the sake of posting shit.
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A woman hears a knock. When she opens the door, a man asks, “Do you have a vagina?”
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning, the same man knocks and asks the same question. She slams the door again.
That night, when her husband gets home, she tells him what happened.
In a loving voice, he says, “Honey, I’m taking tomorrow off to be home in case this guy shows up again.”
The next morning they hear a knock and both run to the door. The husband whispers, “Honey, I’ll hide behind the door and listen. If it’s the same guy, answer yes. I want to see where the bastard is going with this.”
She nods and opens the door.
Sure enough, the same man is there and asks, “Do you have a vagina?”
“Yes, I do,” she says.
The man replies, “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?”
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Nolan Perry enters the #BlueJays' Top 30 Prospects list upon Brandon Valenzuela's graduation.
Scouting report and grades on the RHP with a 1.45 ERA and 14.5 K/9 across two levels this season: atmlb.com/4wL2czc

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