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working in social is all about finding the perfect fan tweet for your brand but it was posted by someone named heavytits420 so you cant use it

Sometimes paying $50 more for a cab home is worth it because you have your own vessel to romanticize your life inside and you can retake your snapchat as many times as you’d like before sending it to your friends

good username idea for a hot chef: peimuscles

we say ok wait omg because we can’t say brain blast

my boyfriend has norovirus and i just saw a mouse in my apartment, would it be overreacting to go to a hotel for the night

this is not savannah ga and she knows that!!!

my mom, who doesn’t like jazz or musical theater, had the nerve to come to nyc and at 11 oclock at night ask if there was anywhere we could go see live music

eat a couple of almonds. chew them slowly.

proud recipient of each of these snaps

replaced salad sunday with cigarette sunday <3 paying for that now

the best thing an actor can do is work with ryan murphy once and then never again (ex: glen powell)

just discovered my fridge is on the minimum cold setting but everything in there is frozen

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to pay a 15% broker fee

The Substance (2024)

screaming “that’s emily in paris” while watching maxxxine

are any bars in the les/east village airing DWTS

i saw this new look a week ago outside my local coffee shop and 🥵

my boyfriend just used the term “pop of read theory” .. he’s using interior design-tok lingo to manipulate me into decorating our apartment the way he wants i need 911

@alexvazz YES send them 💖

@zadiemc Hahahahaa well i have plenty of reccs for you in Portland Maine if you need <33

no matter how many times i tell my boyfriend im going to portland, maine, he keeps encouraging me to hit up our friends that live in oregon