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@aleem0787 hmmm bet you regret this post

Martin Tyler makes everything sound better! #Martial twitter.com/Footysays/stat…

The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces.

Coldstone employees are supposed to sing when you tip them.

Though just 1day of celebrating love is not my idea of love. But nevertheless I am an all heart person so sending all my love to all of you.

Only the lack of them, sadly > RT @JenniferHannam: @piersmorgan Haha you crack me up! Did she comment on your nice stroke?"

Best episode I've seen. Hooked on #DesiRascals @DesiRascals @GurinderC ❤️❤️❤️

Didn't help that a 97yr-old man smashed it further than me down the same fairway (true story).

Your right ear hears speech better and your left ear hears music better.

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Fuck it its friiiddaaaaaaayyyyyyy

In 2013, a girl survived Asiana's Plane Crash, only to be run over and killed by a responding fire truck.

15 million Snicker bars are made daily, which amounts to about 99 tons of peanuts.

@aleem0787 didn't say no just didn't do the required work. #ourintrowouldhavebeendowntheboozer

Ooo weee today my heart goes out to all that have seen the punan mistry dippeh and Jay tape. #feelsorryforyou

Poor from utd so far

Sheet been ages since I tweeted

Great win for Utd today. Come on you gooners now

@kizzagill tbf was all your own fault