Alexander Balz ⚡️ retweetledi
Alexander Balz ⚡️
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@chrisberry86 @BorisJohnson 😂😂😂
In all seriousness though, that nonce Corbyn probably wouldn’t have done much better.. hard to say how anyone would’ve dealt with it but life is such, we deal with what we’re dealt 🤷🏼♂️
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@zander1191 @BorisJohnson 😂 Go & mold your mini Zander again, Tory 😉
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Cunt.
@BorisJohnson @Conservatives open invitation to come & discuss what's (easily) been the worst year of my existence, whilst working full time (mostly from home).
Oh, I actually play an active role in raising my children, too.
Anytime. Genuine offer.
Richard Burgon MP@RichardBurgon
Boris Johnson says people working from home have really been having "days off". That's what the Prime Minister thinks you've been doing over the last year. Unbelievable.
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@zander1191 @BorisJohnson It's been funny watching you complain about the shit you voted for, though chief 😉
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Fully triggered by this.
Fucking Thatcherite, nonce nurturing, shitbag with a shit haircut.
@BorisJohnson
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Academy Award winner George Clooney directs and stars in The Midnight Sky. Now streaming.
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Alexander Balz ⚡️ retweetledi
This is Teddy. You were supposed to leave some dirty plates for him to lick. How could you forget. 12/10 very pupset with you
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It low key... No. It pisses me off, seeing lads riding their bikes with no hands!
Get a fucking unicycle, ye clown!
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QME
"I don't think science knows, actually."...
We live in a time when our bowel movements would make a better President of America.
The Hill@thehill
President Trump: "It'll start getting cooler. You just watch." Wade Crowfoot, California Sec. for Natural Resources: "I wish science agreed with you." President Trump: "Well, I don't think science knows actually."
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Alexander Balz ⚡️ retweetledi
We’ve just had a formal complaint from @marksandspencer about this ad. Their pizza actually costs £4.75. Apologies.
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Because so many of you watched #AfterLife2 so quickly and made it Number 1 again, the nice people at @Netflix have suggested that I get off my fat arse and do another season. This is all your fault.
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