(For sexual purposes)

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.nvm I forgot to lay motionless for 8 hours

@mxkshz bro its clearly lewis capaldi

@EpicNNG its disrespectful towards Mancubus to be compared to asmongold

thought this was Asmongold for a second

On the bright side Jake Paul has good form if he wants to switch careers after this fight💀

@hobgoblin160 hey all in all PROGRESS THO RIGHT?!?

it wasn’t bad!! but he certainly made it feel like he was the prize even though i was the one who was asked out lol I’ve never had to carry a conversation so hard. anyone who knows me knows im not the best at talking to people so that’s def a problem lol

“The Only” by Static-X as featured in Need for Speed Underground for the Game Boy Advance (2003)

@OmnipotentSock u were never that hot bro 🙄🙄🙄

I've gotten 3 separate teachers suspended/fired for sexual harassment

@DonaldR81412557 this has to be up there for one of the worst musical opinions ive seen on this platform

benson boone = Bbno$

@OmnipotentSock @hobgoblin160 "beta this is ur new wife"

@hobgoblin160 My parents will find out one day that I'm permanently not dtf and they'll be channeling gods wrath for like a good couple of years for it. But they'll come around. Eventually.

Unironically if you can't find it in you to rebel for your own good you don't deserve any of the privileges of making your own decisions

@bbnomula we're sorry fetus no finance

PLEASEEEEEE

Political views asside this goes INSANELY HARD

Sometimes you just need a friend to show up with a shell and give you free rides.

if you ever type the words “kill myself” in my discord server we have a bot automatically send you this video on the spot

@imagesaicouldnt @OmnipotentSock i unironically understand where they are coming from

The Nintendo community is insane for defending rising prices. Nintendo has done this to clearly start normalizing a bad price increase and use market factors as cover. Don’t believe me, just google Mario inflation.

@OmnipotentSock i thought u started drinking or sm since ramadan is over

@zapp_134 What the flip lmao how what

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@OmnipotentSock this corny ass bastard i hate him so much