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My daddy issues are that my father is so amazing I had to learn the hard way that men are actually horrible people in real life.😭🤞

Going into my WhatsApp archives instantly irritates me. Bunch of dumbasses in there 😭

The way this week has dragged, you wouldn’t think Monday was a bank holiday😭

@marachejx Hey, yeah I have 2 available still x

@zarah3_ Hi r these still available

Selling 2 Blnk Canvas tickets for this Sunday. Dm me if interested

@ShShSheniece Hey yeah 2 tickets still available x

@zarah3_ Hey hun, do you still have any tickets left? x

@tabithakdorcas Yeah they’re both still available. £50 for both.

@zarah3_ Hey are they still available if so how much?

Working corporate made me appreciate Thursday’s more. Unofficial end of the working week, streets filled with people after 5, vibes are good life is great

MM/DD/YYYY Tipping culture Very high toilet water Guns being sold in a supermarket Ability to supersize things The concept of Jaywalking Vacation days Tax not included in final prices of goods Healthcare Portion size

‘that was already at home’ 😂😂😂

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

"Your generation is very technologically advanced" *Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

LETS NORMALIZE THIS YALL NEED TO STOP SITTING LIKE JERKS

No one: Senior leadership: “What am I looking at?”

When a client emails me at 9:45am but I leave soon at 5pm

Ik i be confusing my coworkers cause one day I’ll be cool and we’ll talk then I’ll just walk right past them for a month

No skincare can ever come close to the glow you get after crying or doing you hair 😂😂😂😂

Telling people I don’t cook only to make elaborate meals for myself is my type of carrying on 😭

When you mess up at work and a "friendly reminder" goes out to the whole team