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Shion gave me my first big break by hiring me for Inside Job. She built a beautiful, complex, funny, heartwarming show & I’m honored to have been a small part of it 👽❤️‍🩹

💗 ‘THE EVERYTHING SHOWER WITH RAYA CARMONA’ OUT NOW 💗 sex educator & podcast host @rayacarmona joins me to chat updates from the wga picket lines, famous fraudsters, rumored celebrity couples, switching bodies with your mom, friends with smelly feet, and more!

Finding myself in a catch-22 because I think astrology is fake... but ultimately that's soooo Capricorn moon of me to say

THIS IS GOING ON MY WALL. Nov 18, only on Netflix.

SUN 8/28 @ 7 PM! A scrappy comedy show w/ @MadiHart_Soccer @rishipuff @zaviorphillips & @showmetheyamz! Ft. @autogynefiles @GraceGFreud @rachelpegram @realnorireed & MORE! Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/chicago1…

@rishipuff @AkilahObviously I have a doctorate in sarcasm and you know that!!

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not

@edwardsnowden43 This is huge for the community

gummy worm + cheese = yogurt

Just saw a man in a Tesla pick his nose while sipping his coffee… the freedom that self-driving cars gives us is truly immeasurable

I was a PA on this project, it’s just Paw Patrol with military-grade weapons

Not to punch up this conservative gas station vandalism but this is SUCH a missed opportunity to use the “We did it, Joe” Kamala meme

@cowboypraxis Alas they were not. It seems each was taking VERY different precautions to defend themselves against VERY different external threats

@zaviorphillips were they the same people? if so then it’s an epic ethical dilemma a la the trolley problem

Went to Walmart in Tennessee today and I saw just as many people wearing masks as I saw purchasing actual real guns (2)

@showmetheyamz I’d actually prefer to place blame elsewhere, thank you for the suggestion tho ❤️‍🩹

Growing up in the south << Finding GOLD every time I hit my hometown Goodwill cause there aren’t any fashion students to snatch all the good stuff >>

Checking her Spotify Wrapped to see if there are any Red (Taylor's Version) flags...