Egbon Zee
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Coworker sees me coming to her desk and said “Sorry, I haven’t refilled my candy bucket this year. Will message you when I do” Wo bi ti ijekuje ba mi de?😭😖

Crazy enough the position we call “number 6” in Nigeria is not really the number 6 but number 4! Centerbacks are number 4 and 5 while number 6 is the DMF!

🚨 Real Madrid expected to sign Yan Diomande from RB Leipzig. 1st bid rejected ~10 days ago, 2nd (€100m fixed, €120m package) set to be rejected but agreement likely soon. #PSG out; 19yo returns to #RBLeipzig on Mon with wish to join #RMFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/74688…

don’t worry, Diomande goes to Real Madrid as Klopp went to Germany. Ask about the fake news yesterday on Man City bidding €100m for Diomande when they’ve been out for days, and when Madrid were already advancing. They are good at talking about others (not even that good, they can’t even tag me 🤣) but… check your own news first, then talk about me. 🤗

The boy no do anything but Jordan vex ah.... professional player paaa😂😂😂

Crazy thing is I know Vini would choose United over Arsenal if we went in for him

Nan Vinicius est devenu hyper bg. Ça c’est mon gars

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/74695…

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/74695…

Just saw an Arsenal fan say they should go in for Vinicius Jr and I just bursted out laughing 😭




