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A The Lord of the Rings fan traveled many kilometers in New Zealand to see an ancient Northern Rātā tree that resembles Treebeard, and eventually realized that it was actually a real Ent. 😂

The Fellowship arrives at the Doors of Durin

No leaks of the FBI raiding fraud businesses in Minnesota had democrats caught off guard and they didn’t have time to send out their fascists protesters. Great job @FBIDirectorKash

Las águilas gigantes y el resto de la decoración de El Señor de los Anillos han sido retiradas del aeropuerto de Wellington tras más de 12 años. Una verdadera pena para los que aun no hemos podido visitar Nueva Zelanda.

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If you really think that Trump tried to orchestrate a mass casualty event to build a ballroom your last brain cell died in Russia.

I always appreciate Gandalf's reaction here. He knows what’s coming and how screwed the Fellowship are.

You have been suing, not sharing. But while you’re in a sharing mood, please do share: -SNAP enrollment data so we can find the people stealing food from needy families in your state. -Voter rolls so we can ensure no dead people and only American citizens are voting in your elections. -Access to all criminal aliens in your jails and prisons, so we can protect your streets from violent crime. #sharingiscaring

Sex with ghosts... A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Hamid raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Hamad, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Hamad replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

Orange County, California just installed a new “Charlie Kirk Way” street sign 🇺🇸

I’ve never heard of a King that deregulates, shrinks the federal government, and gives you back more of your heard earned money through tax cuts. You will not find one single King who did any of that.

I’m just gonna leave this here… it’s tragic that it’s true.

They convinced an entire generation that living with family is failure. Family compounds used to be normal. Until the psyop began. We were told: • Move out at 18 • Be independent • Get your own place • Do everything alone Result: • 10 rents • 10 mortgages • 10 car payments • 10x more debt Strong families used to stay together—build together, support each other, and live interdependently. The opposite of the "be independent" narrative. Let's normalize family compounds again.

After being in Japan for 2 months, I’m finally home in NYC 5 seconds after getting my bags, I encounter some of the loudest, most vile creatures, scammers wanting to uber, the smell of weed, and the dirtiest looking people I’ve ever seen Let the Post-Japan depression begin

Very soon, “no AI was used” will be a premium service category in nearly every industry. Mark this.

Morgoth vs Ungoliant

Sometimes I just have to turn off the news & put on a serial killer documentary just so I can relax.