Zeke Martinez

@StarShineBlu Dan Patrick was born Dannie Goeb… everything about him is fabricated… he’s a carpetbagging dork that is diagnosed with mental illness.

@zekethephysique What is a Goeb?

His Lieutenant Governor was born and raised in Baltimore.

@PeteThamel Louisiana going into generational debt. 🤣

This doesn’t include the $6 million in dead money for firing AD Scott Woodward.

Growing calls for an investigation after huge, suspicious trades were placed just minutes before Trump announced he was halting attacks on Iran’s power plants and holding “productive” talks with Iran. $1.5B poured into bets on stocks going up, while big bets were placed on oil falling. Sen. Andy Kim: “We need immediate investigations into these trades. If they used insider information, they need to be held accountable.”

@KwikWarren Should have posted her face.

Imagine being in San Antonio and hating Hispanic people. Talk about a miserable life.

We gonna need the whole Houston team to get diarrhea/food poisoning/pink eye/flu, something, before our game. 😬

These pasty white guys can shoot. SMH

Fuck.

@amartian785 @OsheaJacksonJr You’re obviously not that smart, so not surprising you’re just a Longhorn t-shirt fan. You’re the one that started using that AssToMouth nonsense. 🤣

@zekethephysique @OsheaJacksonJr You’re the one that brought gay porn Faggie.

Don’t know who they play for. I hope they win every game. Nothin but the mf hits

@amartian785 @OsheaJacksonJr Again!? Why you projecting?! 🤣 You got a dirty mouth/mind to just be taking it there every time. Chill bro.

@zekethephysique @OsheaJacksonJr You’re the Gaggie fan not me so idk why you’re calling me a homo.

@amartian785 @OsheaJacksonJr Oh, you’re a repressed homosexual… quick to take it there! Well at least we know what’s in your porn browser history. 🤣

@zekethephysique @OsheaJacksonJr Whatever you say AssToMouth boy

@amartian785 @OsheaJacksonJr That’s rich coming from your profile. SMH

@zekethephysique @OsheaJacksonJr That’s rich coming from a Gaggie

Winner, Best Special Effects in a Staged Assassination

@vanderbiltlaw Y’all must really need that money. 🤣

A transformative $10 million commitment from Lara Travis (MEd'07, JD'23) and Clay Travis (JD'04, MFA'08) will support scholarships, student-parents, veterans, the First Amendment Clinic, and civil debate at Vanderbilt Law School. More: ow.ly/hY7x50YtrmT

@lankretard Gig ‘em!

Run over my balls with a tractor. Actually wtf are we doing…

I used to wonder how it was possible that Trump could have won in 2016, and then again in 2024, given how emotionally toxic and depraved he is. I don’t wonder anymore. I think he won for that exact reason. Because he carried at least one broken shard to reflect the broken shards in millions of others. If you’re a racist, you found your guy. If you’re a misogynist, you found your guy. If money is your only religion, you found your guy. If your heart is armored shut, you found your guy. If you mock the disabled, you found your guy. If intelligence makes you insecure, you found your guy. If you’re a sexual predator, you found your guy. If you trade in humiliation and conspiracy and filth, you found your guy. If you’ve never done a single hour of emotional inventory, you found your guy. If you cheat, stiff contractors, bankrupt your obligations, and call it savvy, you found your guy. If you lie as easily as you breathe, you found your guy. If cruelty feels like strength, you found your guy. If white grievance is your comfort food, you found your guy. If your ego is a black hole no title can fill, you found your guy. If warmongering fuels your ego, you found your guy, If empathy feels like weakness and dominance feels like oxygen, you found your guy. If he’d only carried one or two of these pathologies, he might have been dismissed as just another loud, damaged man. But he carried a buffet of them. That was the appeal. Millions could locate themselves somewhere in the wreckage. They didn’t have to agree with all of it. They just had to recognize a piece of themselves in it. It was never really about him. It was about the validation. The absolution. The permission. He didn’t invent the resentment; he amplified it. He didn’t create the cruelty; he normalized it. He gave millions the intoxicating relief of hearing their ugliest impulses echoed back at rally volume. Trump is a symptom. The deeper illness is collective. If there’s one sentence that defines his power, it’s this: “He says the things I’m thinking.” And that’s the part that should chill us. Because what does it say about us that so many were thinking those things? That tens of millions of Americans harbored resentments so deep, so seething, that they were simply waiting for a demagogue to baptize them as virtue? That after decades of supposed progress on race, gender, and equality, so many white men felt so threatened, so displaced, so furious, that cruelty became a political platform? Maybe we were living in a fool’s paradise, mistaking silence for healing, politeness for progress. Now the mask is off. Now we know. And knowing is a far more dangerous place to stand. – Michael Jochum, Not Just a Drummer: Reflections on Art, Politics, Dogs, and the Human Condition.

Can this finally be the last time we hear from this hateful bigot? @ValentinaForUSA #Election2026

It’s fucking painful to be an Aggie sports fan.