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@zekksy
When I was little I swallowed three orange seeds, I am still waiting for the tree to grow out of my stomach
Space Katılım Aralık 2017
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Typical Nigeria, raise your hopes and expectations up, only to kill it last minute
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Went to a clinic and on the patient form they are asking Tribe and Religion.
What does that have to do with my wellness and wellbeing
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Osimhen!! Raise your head and dribble the goalie
Even my grandma won’t miss that chance
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Sometimes you just have to question what exactly is our tactics in this match?
Hoof it to Osimhen and inshallah?!
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@Yemihazan He needs to be asked lots of questions first, like lots of questions. How did it start, he should show how he opens the video. Where he learnt how to watch it. Who taught him, etc
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That was a lucky break. Number 12 was clumsy, it should have been a penalty.
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Whoever decided to design the cover of the Fanta bottle blue needs to be arrested. While we are at it, arrest whoever approved the design.
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I’m at a golf course in Texas, and some guy just showed up in jeans. This madness has to stop
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Zenithbank
MTN
IEDC
The Mama Put at my Junction!!
These institutions are out to get me!!
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Them: Use your uploaded resume to autofill fields?
Me: Okay, sure that sounds like a time saver...
Them: First Name: Lekki Last Name: Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign Education: 75238 Skills: University
Me: Fuck
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Arsenal fans turn into financial analysts whenever you ask them about the team's shortcomings
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I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe.
Mark Nelson@energybants
German utility execs who champion the Energiewende are starting to panic after this month's shocking 12-day wind drought. RWE CEO Markus Krebber posted a desperate plea for more "secure" power supplies this morning on LinkedIn. The situation is coming to a breaking point.
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Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight
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