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After four years full of challenges and hard work, it's time to move on. I leave with the feeling that the mission is complete. 4 seasons, 3 championships. I will never forget the love I received from the fans from my very first days. Catalonia is my place on earth. Thank you to everyone I met along the way during these beautiful four years. A special thank you to President Laporta for giving me the chance to live the most incredible chapter of my career. Barça is back where it belongs. Visca el Barça. Visca Catalunya 💙❤️ @fcbarcelona

🚨 BREAKING: Robert Lewandowski will leave FC Barcelona as a free agent at the end of the season! 👋🏼 Decision confirmed. ✅🇵🇱

@FabrizioRomano Difference between lost and slot is just letters arrangement

🚨 Arne Slot message to Liverpool fans: “I can understand at this moment in time they don’t have confidence that things can be much better next season… …but I think they are underestimating what a transfer window can do, what a new start can do… I think we know quite well what we have to improve”.

@FabrizioRomano “Two goals away at Villa Park is NOT bad” Sack him NOW!!!!!!!!!

🚨 Arne Slot: “We have conceded far too many goals, but we didn't score enough goals… …but two goals away at Villa Park is NOT bad”.

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Jose Mourinho will stay true to his principles at Real Madrid. He has told journalists that he will not “marry” any player. Just as he did in his first stage, he's willing to bench ANYONE that questions his leadership, no matter who he is.

Nothing can beat this downgrade

FIFA went to China demanding $300 million, CCTV told FIFA you scheduled nearly all the games from 12 AM to 6 AM East Asian time, why on earth would we pay that much? FIFA then came back around begging for $150 million. CCTV told them $60 million or bounce, GTFO. Excellent negotiation skills in practice. And also a sign on how excessive eurocentrism will lead you to having constant Ls in the modern era.

🚨: Mosquitoes have reached Iceland, the last place on Earth that remained free from them

@forallcurious We did it

@forallcurious a gentle reminder bill fucking gates has multiple mosquito labs

A 17 year-old Lion survived for five years after going blind because her daughters stayed by her side and refused to abandon her. Researchers observed the lionesses helping the elderly matriarch by allowing her to feed first and staying close to guide and defend her, showing an extraordinary level of social bonding rarely seen so clearly in wild predators.

me when I lie

He’s actually embarrassing

@DBZdaily_ Goku so fast he put Gohan to bed so he doesn't witness this generational ass whoopin.

@uZiqjoy What the fuck is peta doing? Mf will come get you at the pussiest of things but when they’re actually needed mfs won’t show up

@uZiqjoy Exceptions of course, not all are as heartless as this mf but okay.

Liverpool fans were right all along… Szoboszlai really is the next Gerrard