Phil Edgar-Jones

@Laura__Jackson I got your cookbook you didn't leave a contact address though... you can get in touch with me at sky pej x

Terry. Thanks. Loveliest text of the night. How are you?

Warm-Up Guy: 'I'm the appetiser for the main meal' | Media Monkey gu.com/p/33623/tw via @guardian

@wendyej Not always. But sometimes.

@wendyej that's me basically

@wendyej not sure if my last Tweet went through????

@wendyej what's your mobile number again? xxx

@wendyej I am guessing this is the best way to keep in touch with you today. Lost without my phone!

@wendyej that's how I like em

@wendyej I must admit she looks rather tasty on the leonardo programme. But you are hotter x

He should go

Sue Johnson-Numpty?

You'd think in Guardian reading, meusli crunching, sandal and sock wearing muswell hill you could buy a soufflé dish. Can you fuck.

Almost brained the mum from the royale family by dropping loo roll on her head in grocery store. Luckily for telly she survived.

@Peston estate agents and hairdressers. That's it.

Grocery shopping news: knocked over a tower of aubergines; also dropped loo roll on mum from royale family's head. Luckily she survived.

@wendyej ha ha the time has finally come!

@Schreiberland congratulations. Bet you stormed it

@Schreiberland so obvious is a terrible name for an album. Tut.

@MynottComedy crisps and lard