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@Bunny_ngl Beaufort Beaumont

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

If music is therapy, who is your therapist??

I'm not dying from some fucking fenta virus

@DanErick05 @Demo4fhs You mind sharing what you do ?

@Demo4fhs This is literally my job. Although it's boring to some, it's amazing to just work at my house, get done early, no person interaction (except my partner). It's glorious

Remote job: 7am–3pm, no public interaction, weekends off… where exactly do these jobs exist?

There are only two types of people in the awakening right now

Hey nice shoes let's Fuck

@popup_tddy Being addicted to nicotine is great, imagine 1st thing in the morning you got a subtle feeling like you're underwater and when you have that 1st smoke/vape it's like you just came to the surface for a breath

cigarettes don't even get you high, right? like they're literally just for cancer

@HowlingBeagle0 @beansm00thie Like bbq water

@beansm00thie what was her biome like?

I met Dr.Pepper she's black

@ScarletCreamCor @420matt9191 For a non horror, I vote this too it still makes me shed tears every time I watch it

@420matt9191 Hardball, amazing movie but the ending will destroy you

I need a movie that's gonna traumatize me for the rest of my life 😭

You ever get pissed off cause you cried all over your hot pocket and you had to throw it back in the microwave cause now it's all soggy

@TheGoldenDays I thought these were runescape runes first glance

If you know what these are, you’re an absolute legend

@PunishedHag You might want to get a blood test, your shit look like straight corn syrup

This vape has been at 1% for the past month but it’s still going #blessed

A Brazilian funeral company is now selling Mario-themed coffins You can choose from Mario, Luigi, Toad, Princess Peach, or even Yoshi

@viewsceo I knew this day would come, bring on more psychosis yes

Clavicular INTERROGATED a man sitting behind him thinking he was an undercover agent 😳 “I know you work for the FBI, are you gangstalking me?”

@kick_clips Almost gave that dude shaken baby syndrome that shit's serious 😩

Deen The Great PRESSED Adrien Broner after he went too far with Baby Alien 😔

Idk about the main course but my final meal better include Reese's big cup and coca cola

@peppers_of67248 @angelemissary_ Wait so you believe half the statement where I said you live based on belief, but when I use the world spellbound in terms of words that's where you draw the line ?

@zethias @angelemissary_ you just made me think "antivaxxers might be onto something" for like half a second fuck you man

let's get schizophrenic about how the cap on human lifespan is around 100

@malpa51 @angelemissary_ Calling me retarded you're the one passed out with a perfectly nice Gatorade in your hand, learn to hydrate and you'll handle your liquor better

@zethias @angelemissary_ You might be the most retarded man on earth

@malpa51 @angelemissary_ That's why it's my "schizo answer" fucktard learn to read

All day, without a moment of peace I've had "everybody, yeah..." "rock yo bodyyy, yeahhh" playing in my head alongside my inner monologue, the v2k is being turned up a notch guys watch out