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@CosyFT Thank you! (Though I wish I'd spelt prosecco right!). And hope you're on the mend. xx

Wittgenstein blog post: The Inner and the Outer. lwpi.blogspot.co.uk/2017/01/the-in…

Blimey. George Michael.

Merry Christmas.

Pub tweet. Spoons Status: disappointingly normal.

@Contact_Light One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place.

@CosyFT @YouTube :) x

@CosyFT @YouTube I shall pass. There are some things I am content to be ignorant about.

@CosyFT You're not alone. I barely know who he is even though I'm forced to listen to commercial radio all day at work.

@CosyFT NN x

To be honest, UKIP's better off without Wolfe. But, while we're being honest, it would also be better off without every other member it has.

Blimey - they're really hyping this match between two mid-table also-rans, aren't they? #LIVMUN

This weekend's fixtures have taught us that you don't win shit in a lavender kit. #Hull #Sunderland #MOTD

@abilliontimes Don't forget to make sure your rhymes are really clunking.

@abilliontimes To be fair, most Dylan lyrics are longer than War and Peace. #TooManyFucingVerses

Me watch Apache. Burt Lancaster noble savage. Heap big overact.

@garyhollandxyz Mate, I'm spending my Saturday watching Rosemary & Thyme on ITV3, so I hardly feel in a position to look down on her.

@garyhollandxyz Top lady. And now I have the urge to try on some wedding dresses myself.

I bet when you were a kid you didn't think Hilda Ogden would outlive David Bowie....

[Sits back and waits for the RTs and Likes to roll in.]