setenv NAME="Benjamin D. Hutchins"

@AnimatorDanny @kureijiollie I feel like you might be on to something here.

@kureijiollie If only it was a special week for that.. like a golden week or something

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD DEFINITELY CHEER ME UP??? GOLDEN BIKINIS 🥹

@SuitableDeer I remember seeing something like this with Mumei once, in which Mumei said "well, I had a good run, anyway," and Calli got all flustered. "No no, I'm just here to take you home. You're immortal, remember?" "Oh right! I forgor." :)

What are you doing here? #rkggk #callillust

@AlchemicalLemon @SuitableDeer <Mori> Fuck it, you get to live forever. Get your ass up.

@SuitableDeer GiGi: "My dying wish... Is for you to play League of-"

@koizumi_arata She either has Uma Thurman hands, or she must be standing significantly closer to the light source than, say, Ceci would have to be to make that work. :)

Kronii shadow bra

@fuwamoco_en (gentle headpats and warm blankets)

I’m sorry, this includes Ocarina of Time now too… 💦 bau bau… ⤵︎⤵︎ I’ve done my best at the dogtor so much!! Please praise me, Ruffians…!! 🐾🩷 I’ll get better soon!! ✨

song o' the day caution: genuinely not safe for work youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A?si…

@beaglefreedom I know this means something altogether more deliberate and humane, but the wording of the first sentence gives me the irresistible mental image of a stampede of beagles flooding into the countryside through a hole blown commando-style in the fence.

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@gigimurin @moricalliope (next thing we know, Calli's on a plane)

@moricalliope ooooooooooooooooh why dont u come over here and get me then

next stream. dark...................

@gigimurin @moricalliope Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time... a long time.

@moricalliope from homestuck

@moricalliope I get a "we have Darkstalkers at home" vibe from that title. Anyway, I vote for Tomolife. :)

what the fuck is darkstriders

@OpnWndowManiac @MintFantome @nanoplasm Since there's a performer listed, it appears the system thinks a specific performance (which can be subject to copyright, even if the composition is not) was involved. Which is also silly as hell, but silly in a subtly different way. :)

@MintFantome @nanoplasm That's a public domain song, that's not how this works AT ALL.

☺️💢💢💢

@fuwamoco_en :( I'm sorry you're having such a tough time, and so soon after Fuwawa came home, too. At least you're not dealing with it all by yourself, though. It's your turn to rest! Feel better soon.

I’m sorry Ruffians, I’m very sick right now so things will be rescheduled, please wait for them shortly in the future!! 🐾🩷 bau bau…!!

@dog_rates He has to hold still for the best reception.

This is Rooster. He has to wear a cone for the first time and he doesn't know how to act. 13/10 just gonna wait until it's over

@mpien6 wait, I thought we weren't a cult

"Release me!!! I'm a cult leader!!! How dare you!!!" #inART

@moricalliope rip tomolife

darksiders was as amazing as yall said we are playing more IMMEDIATELY

@espinoza00saul @nerissa_en Yeah, but beaches are covered with sand, and sand sucks.

@nerissa_en Hot summer days, the beach is literally right there

So I gave my mii's a sprinkler and walked in on this #takamori #autotune

@nerissa_en Must've been a hot day.

@Holykris18 @koizumi_arata and then start a Twitter Space.

@koizumi_arata She's here to wring us dry.

@beaglefacts @beagle_ranch "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a bag of Greenies, it's daytime, and I'm wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."

The #beagle takes their duty to snoopervise all human activity very seriously, and never slacks on the job. #beaglefacts 📷 @beagle_ranch / Twitter

@AcctopS She has two left hands, but I'd probably hire her anyway...

What did you choose? #kronillust #クロニーラ