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At least my body count isn’t todays date 🤷

@Chibuzuela !

@zhelnotes Reciprocator

What’s your biggest green flag in a person

no coin,no swag.

Security detachment: 60k+ security to tackle protesters 200k+ to the East (Operation Udoka) 80k+ for celebs 1m+ for politicians 500k+ on roads 50k+ in offices and social media 100k+ clueless Yet 1m+ visible bandits/terrorists roam freely, ZERO security attached.

@zhelnotes A you a shy type

Do you like having light on or off while having sex

@CozyDaisyGist Shawarma

Shawarma or Pizza, which one do you prefer? 👀

@CarbonHelium Movies need uglier and fat actors” but the second they appear on screen y’all spend months bullying and body shaming them online 😭😂 make it make sense

@Big_AJ7 @Lonerrr_99 Omo😂

Imagine not liking me and I'm at home coloring On my iPad

My biggest ick about myself...I be way too okay with things I'm not okay with.

y'all ever looked at your CoWorkers & said this place just hire anybody

@MinzChat Off 😂

@zhelnotes Talk

@Kalashutd 😂😂

@zhelnotes My rudeness

What’s something everyone just loves and you just don’t get why?

Tell me your age without telling me your age

@he1smar0 Done

@zhelnotes sure fb

nobody: me on twitter: 🔁🔁🔁

“you saw me and you didn't even say hi” person wey saw me too.

@kelvinholdon @Dapsondonttrip_ People gan

@_iamhabeeb Too real

first law of swag; guide

90% of uni students are struggling to pass just to satisfy their parents.