Zig The Kid

Update. Don’t know what to do now. Life is complete.

@mjaybrod @RambleNow Rice play😍

My football futures (more to come): ARIZONA U7.5 WINS (-125) | 2U UTAH O8.5 WINS (-135) | 2U K. RUSSELL HEISMAN (+2800) | 0.5U SAINTS O7.5 WINS (-120) | 2.4U TITANS O6.5 WINS (-105) | 2.1U R. RICE O975.5 REC (-114) | 3U J. PRICE O699.5 RUSH (-110) | 2U J. LOVE 3500+ PASS (-130) | 2U

@TCTone You cooked. Only disagreement is chargers afc west and herbert mvp ( cheifs guy ) quite literally on almost every single thing else you posted.

NFL Futures Long List Bills AFC East* Bengals o9.5 Wins* Luther Burden o750 Yards* Cam Ward o3300 Yards* Giants NFC* Justin Herbert o3650 Yards + MVP Justin Jefferson o1150 Yards + OPOY Cowboys NFC East Lions NFC North Chargers AFC Bears to Miss Playoffs Panthers u7.5 Wins Bears u9.5 Wins Jared Goff o4100 Yards Sam Darnold u3700 Yards Drake Maye u26.5 TDs Parker Washington o775 Yards Jaylen Waddle o900 Yards Sam LaPorta o4.5 TDs Montgomery o825 Yards Cam Skattebo o825 Yards Bhayshul Tuten o700 Yards Kyle Monangai u650 Yards Javonte Williams o9.5 TDs Saquon Barkley o7.5 TDs Omarion Hampton o7.5 TDs Chase Brown o5.5 TDs I will be finding a way to fade the Saints, just not sure how to do it in that shitty division. I am not as bought in as everyone else seems to be in this space, and I am not a fan of Shough or the defense, but we'll see.

@shadybiev Babe wake up biev posted his golf card

alright this mayo might actually be cum

NFL FUTURE #12 🚨🚨🚨 Bonus bet so it’s a dono longshot. So what. Sue me. Jordyn Tyson Oroy/ Mansoor Delane Droy lay .4U bonus bet +8150 Tyson is coming into an interesting and possible great situation and he’s top 2 in this years class. Debatably 1. If shough can get the yards I like his odds a lot. Mansoor is gonna be filling a huge role right away for the chiefs defense and today at practice camp he looked great. He was an absolute stud at lsu and I think spags will mold him into a monster. Bad part is he will need some crazy stats to win Droy as a cornerback. Prolly don’t tail but would be a cool hit. TAIL(?). HEARTS❤️❤️❤️❤️

@TVnukes @shadybiev Might puke

@shadybiev Pickle beers

Pregame at Bdubs What do I have to drink?

@shadybiev Ultra tower

@TVnukes G-DUB

NFL FUTURE #2 🏈 1 UNIT Love all these spots here, will have a few more coming soon. Lock this in 🔒

@steaakfriend Love it. I have cowboys to win the nfc east.

Another NFL future for the people! Last year, I successfully faded the Dallas Cowboys, but I’ll be honest, it didn’t go the way I planned. Dak Prescott looked like one of the better QBs in the league, and George Pickens was reborn in Dallas, putting up a top-5 season. Speaking of reborn, Javonte Williams, who was left for dead in Denver, put up a 1,200-yard, 11-TD season, easily the best of his career. Simply put, the offense was not the problem for Dallas. Matter of fact, it was one of the best units in the NFL. The problem? That abysmal, all-time bad defense that even got torched by the corpse of Russell Wilson. In some way, you can argue Dallas took the trash out. Donovan Wilson, Kenneth Murray, and Jadeveon are gone and haven’t signed elsewhere, which tells you enough about them. Replacing those old, washed guys with guys like Caleb Downs and Malachi Lawrence in the draft, and Rashad Gary and Jalen Thompson in free agency, makes me think the Dallas Cowboys defense will be much more serviceable this year. And with how explosive the offense should be, I think Dallas only needs the defense to be average to be a playoff team. So that’s exactly how I will attack it. Dallas Cowboys to make the playoffs +100 ($500)

Biggest take aways from camp. 1: Xavier worthy looked insanely sharp and quick today especially on his releases. 2: Pats knee looks fantastic. Moving good 3: Cyrus Allen is a fucking baller.

Update. He’s Superman

Today we see how good Mahomes knee is. 🫡🫡

Cheifs camp in 8 hours 😍 ( I just lost 28U at the blackjack table )

@Moneyplayzz Some are saying it’s not crazy to ask this.

Game on the line. 2 minute drill. Which QB are you trusting more to lead you to a win? Max Brosmer or Jalen Hurts 🤔

@shadybiev This is gonna hit so much harder on the first nfl Sunday

WE HAVE A BLESSED THURSDAY THANK U LORD & TRENT FOR ALLOWING US TO CELEBRATE IT AND GAMBLE!

@TVnukes EGE😈

NFL FUTURE #11 🚨🚨🚨🚨 Rashee Rice rec td leader 1U + 3000 Got this at great odds considering Fanduel had it at +2000. Rice in his only full season had 1000 yards and 7 tds as a rookie. Last year he had 5 tds in 8 games. I see real potential for this play and definitely recommend a sprinkle. With a healthy pat and the gadgets we have on offense he will be our main redzone target with how good he is at finding the open space in defenses. Especially at the goal line. This will be my last future for a week or so. Will be back with more cfb futures soon😈‼️ TAIL AND HEARTS BABY‼️‼️❤️❤️❤️

NFL FUTURE #9 🚨🚨🚨 4 legs 2U + 1228 This one’s gonna get a lot of weird looks and I’m okay with that. A lot of the riskier lines I liked I put in this one lay. I believe im on the right side of it. Lamar Jackson under 3249.5 passing yards. @shadybiev said it himself last year. This guys ass (?). In all reality you see guys like shough and Purdy at 3600. Then Lamar at 3250. Ya I’ll bite on that. Gonna be the 1/100 to take this under. Sam Laporta over 624.5 rec yards. Do I really need to glaze this offense more than I already have? Add the fact he’s in a contract year, and he dealt with injuries last year. I see a good bounce back from him. JSN under 1324.5 rec yards. Hand up. This is not my read it’s my buddy’s. But I liked it enough to tail him on it. Darold fed Jsn so much volume it’s not even funny. Big part of that was their play action game. K9 gone. Charb hurt. I don’t think this offense will be the same elite level it was last year and defenses will be able to put a lot more focus towards Jsn. Bijan Robinson over 574.5 rec yards. This is the highest rec line for all of the rbs. And barring injuries it’s probably my favorite right next to Gibbs. I hate the falcons a lot this year. They finish last or third. They’ll be playing from behind a decent amount which will give Bijan more receiving looks than he already gets on a regular basis. Add the fact tua could be playing, the guy who force fed Achane targets. Ya I love that. This one is definitely a tail at your own risk ⚠️ riskier reads imo. Drop the hearts two more to come from me tonight ❤️❤️❤️

NFL FUTURE #8 🚨🚨🚨 4 legs 2U +1230 Joe burrow over 32.5 passing tds. Another line that’s basically if he’s healthy it’s air. He could miss 4-5 games and still hit this line. Pretty simple. Amon Ra over 1249.5 rec yards. I’ve said it 100 times. This lions team is gonna shit on everyone in the regular season. He’s hit this in 3 of his last 4 seasons. He looks to be in great shape. Mr consistent with an easy schedule. Air. Matthew golden under 649.5 rec yards. How do I put this. He’s fuckin horrible. That’s it that’s his write up. Would be surprised to see 500 from him. Dick cock lock level play. Dalton Kincaid over 549.5 rec yards. Has hit this is 2/3 of his seasons. He didn’t do much last year and was fairly quiet. Yet still hit this line while missing 5 games. I have him closer to 650-700 fully healthy. More to come‼️❤️ TAIL. HEARTS.❤️❤️❤️

NFL FUTURE #7 🚨🚨🚨 4 legs 2U +1325 Jared Goff over 4099.5 yards. This is the highest line of all the qbs. And it’s still gonna clear the over by 400-500 yards. Their schedule is a cake walk. If it weren’t for the fact of he gets no media love I would take him for mvp. Only way this doesn’t smash is if he sits a lot of 4th quarters. Garrett Wilson over 999.5 yards. I haven’t heard any talk of him this offseason which i don’t fully understand. Yes. Geno smith isn’t good. But he will manage. Every healthy season Wilson’s cleared this number even with the qbs he’s had to deal with. This is almost dick cock lock level for me. Kc Concepcion over 624.5 yards. This is a shout from my buddy and this is one of his dick cock locks. And after hearing his shpeal I’m in on it. High total for a browns wr rookie. Very easy to get the ball in his hands. And when he gets the ball in his hands he makes the best of it. And very little competition in the wr room. Very well could clear this number quickly. Brian Thomas Jr under 724.5 yards. Well. This is hard for me. I was a btj glazer his rookie year. But starting to realize he might’ve been a volume merchant. Bad sophomore slump and sadly I think it will continue. There’s alot of options in this offense now and unless he gets an early hot start I don’t think he’ll be tlaws favorite target anymore. Tail if you like money. ❤️❤️❤️