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They won't be able to tell if you are a conservative or a democrat when they decide to gun you down on the street for exercising your constitutional rights, btw. They'll only look into that once you are dead.
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TINYLEGS 🆒️🚷
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@zigzagreh
I look like I sell cat perfume.
West Virginia, USA Katılım Mart 2024
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*Quick FB Check* 1st post: watch this lion ambush a group of baby hyenas and murder them all.
"Rachel, youre never on social media."
Bby I know.
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If I was paid to do a very specific and difficult job, and I was doing shit like this instead - my ass would be GONE.
The White House@WhiteHouse
In a galaxy that demands strength - America stands ready. This is the way. May the 4th be with you.
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1 person to sneak attack that stache with some clippers and his whole shit is fucked. I am begging someone. Anyone. Go for that thing
Right Wing Cope@RightWingCope
the maga movement just consists of unemployed broke dudes with the humor of a middle school boy
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The fact that there is a straight up hole over my state cracks me tf up im wheezing pls
Kyle McDonald@kcimc
i made an app for tracking whether the oligarchs are actually fleeing city centers ews.kylemcdonald.net
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plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off
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A day will come that I am more than a stepping stone to someone. I've dreamt of it for a while, and it actually may never come - which I should be okay with. The people around me acting like I have to be hurt when I am used to it is fucking weird. Freakish behavior.
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One day you'll meet a guy who tells you how his ex cheated on him, how she broke his heart, how he can't trust anyone anymore. He'll sound wounded, soft, and sincere, and you'll feel sorry for him. You'll want to prove that you're different, that not all women leave or lie. But My advice is? Run. It's a trap. Because most of the time he's not healed he's just carrying unprocessed pain, anger, and trust issues. And instead of fixing them, he'll slowly make you pay for what another woman did to him.
𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚@sunnkssdseraph
Women to women :
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This is one of the most pathetic administration's I have truly seen. From the party who loves to puff out their chests against "snowflakes that can't take a joke". Genuinely unsure if y'all own mirrors.
The White House@WhiteHouse
When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel???
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I hope i never make a comment on instagram that gains "likes traction" again, this is annoying as fuck.
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You drive a barely running truck to behind the barn and dump it there, never to be touched again, and you're gunna say "I dont know what to tell you other than to 'LET' you sell it for scrap and parts." Nahhh, as you say - ain't no passin the buck now, lmaooo.
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My father was one of 6 children. He died when I was 21 and I have never seen his siblings again. Sometimes family is just people who are around because you have to be around them.
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369
Is it true that once the glue which holds the family together passes away, family gatherings aren't the same anymore?
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you guys would love a gas station in central florida
Mac 🍃@ihymacc
Justin Bieber got aura you can’t lie
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@magachrchpastr Suck a long shlong in seceret behind your wife's back. Preferably one that isn't a child groomed by the church - of course.
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So many Libs are defending Jimmy Kimmel's tasteless jokes by pointing to President Trump's many derogatory and inflammatory statements over the years. But how about if you apologize first? Extend the olive branch, and I bet President Trump will respond in kind🙏🇺🇸
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We are in an inescapable fever dream.
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian
🚨JUST IN: Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.
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