Wilderness Ted

Hey bus driver FUCKIN STEP ON IT

Herreeeee we go handies hereee we go

Fuck Gretz fella, back on the hard liqour eh? Skin beat red, heads fogged. The fuckin Great Once #suburban

Good ol Canadian kids fella tho eh? One of em is like hanns the no good digi #Insider #insideherclam

Weegggssssyyyyyyy baby. No bucket. National Leaguer 🍻

@ShaneOBrien55 Ob’s Fellllaaaaa, went to the ol Olive Garden this morning because a fella is a little hung cheese. Asked for the chicken parm and I told the lady to make it long as my arm. She said no can do. #backupthebrinkstruck

@BufordDenseBush Needed you fellas to rly dig down deep for some Olympic village trim. Ya didn’t and it showed up on the sheet today. Next time fellas if she’s reppin a flag, then it’s 3 fingers in her clam. Auto shed fella auto

Were we the problem?

Fellas. Smash the over on a streaker in game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Got some insider intel that a Zink is gonna drop in from upper bowl with his cock in full swing. Just get the fella a little rumbo fella when she hits for ya fella eh swishie.

@RobF0rd Fuck you kemp. Israel rigged it

Tough way to go out. I’m still wearing the leaf on my sleeve. Fuck fellas played a good game just didn’t get the break we needed. Sad but proud to be a Canadian still 🇨🇦 #Olympics2026. Fuck those fat barstool cowards though just a bunch of fat shits with microphones

Due for a Nahanns and Coke rn #jokel

@BufordDenseBush @spencarbattery Fuck he’ll make his return

@spencarbattery Trim fella. Reminds me of pants down zink @zinskybru. Where tf that guy been.

The lady and I just sitting here looking at Bad Bunnay lyrics in English.. how tf was this guy allowed to perform at a Super Bowl he’s legit a dude Meg The Stallion just a horny fuckin cunt

@NFL_DovKleiman This dude is 23 bruh this prolly his first real break up, I get he crashed out but folks acting like he post to know how to deal with emotions like that he still young is crazy . He deserves another chance tbh as long as he didn’t beat her.

@BarackObama @TeamUSA Shut the fuck up Barack obamna

To all the athletes representing @TeamUSA: I'm so proud of you. Your talent and perseverance have brought you to this moment, and Michelle and I will be joining Americans from across the country cheering you on.

Stung as fuck. Feels like a good day to have an immigrant bring me some food.

Fuck you bo nix I hope you snap your ankle in half

@BufordDenseBush Annnnnd he’s gone

Well. Day 1 of the offseason. Fucking Arthur Smith might be Sadam Hussein. TJ Watt has to be Osama. DK is just black as it gets. Fucking outrageous team, blow it up. Starting with that Jew Tomlin.

ZINKS FUCKIN HAMMERED 6 BEERS IN 45 MINS HES FUCKIN READY FOR DROP 48

@BufordDenseBush @bucks38griffyn Gonna have 10 light beers at the pregame and take it from there gents be ready

@bucks38griffyn @zinskybru Yet again this tweet has relevance

Can’t wait to see the fella @zinskybru back on the booze at drop ferds #cockout

@MLFootball @lexiosborne @bturner23 @StoolSMU @BradHensonPro @theonlydyl_ @KennyKing_Jr @shawnemerriman @JenniferMills21 @MileHighReport @denbron77 Not a doubt in my mind that he’s guilty

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: WARNING🚨🚨 #Chiefs star wide receiver Rashee Rice’s ex-girlfriend Dacoda Nichole has accused him in an Instagram post of 8 years of domestic abuse, alleging ongoing violence, including while she was pregnant. She says she is no longer protecting his image and is focusing on healing with their kids. Nichole posted 14 photos as “proof” of her allegations against Rice. These are just allegations at this time, and no official charges have been filed. The #NFL will investigate this with or without charges.

Haydn Fleury in the post game pressers #GoJetsGo